What's something embarrassing you have in common with Pat?

[HotDogJoe]

Could be liking Hook/How to Train Your Dragon, dragging your gf/wife along to baseball games, gardening (poorly), building models (also poorly), eating bar slop regularly etc.

G'head, nobody will judge you, baby boys

 

[WifeStoreWill]

no one wants my autograph

 

[cliveowen]

We both know Niki cheats on him

 

[Chive Turkey]

I too don't owe a single penny to anyone.


Wait, that's not embarrassing at all!

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

I like a to have a little drinky poo, and I don't find Niki unfuckable

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Pretty sure it's Niki and her family who are sports fans. Pat isn't even a real person.

Edit. To answer your question, no. I was thinking there may be similarities between Patrick now and me when I was an embarrassing young teenager. But I was never THAT deluded, dishonest or arrogant.

 

[Phish]

Ive fucked a 2 in the backseat of a car at a party, not a Brewers game

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I also am a old testament sex god.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Could be liking Hook/How to Train Your Dragon, dragging your gf/wife along to baseball games, gardening (poorly), building models (also poorly), eating bar slop regularly etc.

G'head, nobody will judge you, baby boys

I have a touch of Patisms. I liked building models as a kid. I liked star wars before the rest of the slop came out. The same with star trek
I'm not that handy but my dad was and I was always his gopher on a ton of different projects. I enjoy an occasional day drink session, meaning maybe twice a year
I also used to be very left leaning until the woke wave happened and I've grown to hate both parties equally.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm left handed.

 

[guest]

Alcoholism and arrogance. See, I get two.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I too did not fart in Niki's vagina

 

[Udders]

No one cares what I tweet either, with the caveat that my account is a troll.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I only kinda have some similarities, being that I'm only kinda retarded

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I also grew up as a hick rube, in even more lowly circumstances than Pat. His worldy, cosmopolitan LARP while living in Milwaukee of all places makes me sick. I know exactly what he is.

 

[MrRetardo]

Alcoholism.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

3s? I've fucked a few

 

[RickReternal]

• Alcoholism but I don’t drink anymore.
• I enjoy junk/bar food but I am not fat.

You see, Pat, it doesn’t HAVE to be like this for you…

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I called a few people “child”.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I’m in my 40’s and don’t have any children