What’s a behavior that immediately makes you look down on someone?

[Turk February]

What happened to when this thread was fun, and everyone was making fun of @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 , I just want to make this thread funny and cool again!

 

[Clubber Lange]

Anyone who talks every sentence in that upward inflective as if they are always asking a question.

Hand in hand, anyone who can’t string a sentence together without copious use of the word ‘like’.

These retards should, in front of their sobbing parents, be forced to dig their own grave at gunpoint, in a thunderstorm, at night. Then once complete, in an unexpected twist, the parents should be shot instead and pushed into the dug grave; leaving the retard-speaker screaming in despair.

“That will teach you to talk properly, you knifeable scumcunt.”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I used to work in customer service for a broadband company. I don't think I ever experienced a day without getting yelled at by some idiot for things that were completely out of my control, or for not being able to meet their insane demands.

"I work from home. Do you REALIZE how much money I lost today because your service went down? I want a full year's compensation".

Then you have to sound friendly while explaining the difference between an ISP and an insurance company. Most of the time they don't accept it.

Did you tell them to press CTRL + ALT + DEL?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

People who try too hard to appear a certain way.

Where I live it's mainly intelligence, sophistication, and culture. I don't know if it's thanks to the media or if it's education, but people here have a fear of being seen as woefully ignorant about a wide variety of topics that they have no expertise in.

I hate self-conscious people as it is, but compensating for your insecurities by mindlessly trying to appear as the most interesting person on the planet, instead of focusing on things that would raise your self-esteem and value, is so cuntish.

You just called out Fat and Moo lol

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just thought of another one. Around here there's a lot of adults who ride bicycles and it's not for exercise, it's because they're fucking losers who either lost their drivers license or never bothered to get it. Even worse is the retards with the electric scooters and not like mobility scooters, they call them E bikes. They drive right on the road and don't require a license or any kind of insurance and it's exclusively DUI fuckheads and retards who drive them so they're just dangerous.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Wearing a sports jersey as an adult.
Being a sneaker head.
Being an early adopter of anything aka being a mindless consumer who needs the latest and greatest things.
Getting tattoos and calling them pieces.
Using cliches.
Being rude to waitstaff.
Posting on an outdated forum about a fat, narcissistic writer and an old radio show that may not have been as funny as you thought it was.
Being judgmental.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

You just called out Fat and Moo lol

I should've saved time writing all that and just posted every smilie here.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What happened to when this thread was fun, and everyone was making fun of @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 , I just want to make this thread funny and cool again!

Lol he had one shot, one opportunity and he didn't capture it, he just let it slip.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Posting on an outdated forum about a fat, narcissistic writer and an old radio show that may not have been as funny as you thought it was.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Bad oral hygiene/bad breath
Performative coughing, sneezing, burping, smacking, snorting, farting, clearing your throat, etc.
Having an annoying, fake or faggoty laugh
Not speaking calmly and clearly at all times
Being unable to quick addition, subtraction in your head

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Getting tattoos and calling them pieces.

That's not what I would call a "nice piece"!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If you play the lottery or slot machines I just rightfully assume you’re retarded.

Some of the biggest retards I’ve ever know all played the lottery. They always have a story how they “almost” won that they will tell you that’s awful and pointless.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Some of the biggest retards I’ve ever know all played the lottery. They always have a story how they “almost” won that they will tell you that’s awful and pointless.

It would be PFG to hit it though, brothaman.

I’d buy us all a couple of pops and two billboards in Milwaukee and Port Jeff.

 

[guest]

You would not like me. I use “ya know” as a crutch because I used to use “fuckin’” as a crutch.

You're funny, that goes a long way.

 

[guest]

What happened to when this thread was fun, and everyone was making fun of @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 , I just want to make this thread funny and cool again!

"funny and cool" was meant to be sarcastic when I originally wrote that. No one familiar with OnA, OnA fans and familiar with what a "beating" is would say that unironically.

 

[Turk February]

"funny and cool" was meant to be sarcastic when I originally wrote that. No one familiar with OnA, OnA fans and familiar with what a "beating" is would say that unironically.

"jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded"

 

[guest]

"jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded"

Holy shit, That's exactly what I said!!!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It would be PFG to hit it though, brothaman.

I’d buy us all a couple of pops and two billboards in Milwaukee and Port Jeff.

I once worked an office job with an Indian guy who had previously worked at 7-11 (crazy, right?) when he was younger and I asked him about the lottery ticket / scratch off crowd and he said it was the same losers almost everyday coming in and spending money they can’t afford to lose on tickets and never winning. He actually felt bad for them over time because they’re just wasting money that they should be spending elsewhere.

 

[HotAnus]

I once worked an office job with an Indian guy who had previously worked at 7-11 (crazy, right?) when he was younger and I asked him about the lottery ticket / scratch off crowd and he said it was the same losers almost everyday coming in and spending money they can’t afford to lose on tickets and never winning. He actually felt bad for them over time because they’re just wasting money that they should be spending elsewhere.

Stupidest vice ever. At least when I buy a 6 pack of beer, I know I'm getting booze. Not a 85% chance I might get water.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Grown men who wear comic book/wrestling/toy/movie/ironic t-shirts.
People who can't make and maintain eye contact.
Weak handshakes. (what am I, an old man?)