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What would you do if you stayed at Pat's Airbnb and he engaged you, you found him actually pleasant and had a few road sodas around the fire pit

JebJoh

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If I could convince him to do mushrooms with me, I think I would ride it out as a pleasant stranger for a few hours and then plant paranoid thoughts in his head until he went to bed.

I could tell him about cults, MK Ultra, how easy it would be to mix dangerous drugs with DMSO solvents and put them on doorknobs etc.

He seems close enough to the edge that I really think I could mush his mind into anything I wanted it to be
 

JebJoh

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If all of that happened then I'd walk to the nearest gas station, buy a lotto ticket, and after winning millions I'd order a wrecking ball to swatt his house
Oddly enough, you can get a demo company to file permits in around 20 days and remove his house next time he goes on vacation, the whole house would be in the landfill in 5 hours
 
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