What would you do if you stayed at Pat's Airbnb and he engaged you, you found him actually pleasant and had a few road sodas around the fire pit

[Professor Rape]

He said he wanted me put to death and tried to sue me/ruin my life. I'm never forgiving him lol.

 

[RobertMewler]

Everyone has herpes, child.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

If all of that happened then I'd walk to the nearest gas station, buy a lotto ticket, and after winning millions I'd order a wrecking ball to swatt his house

 

[Steve Ramone]

Standing around the fire pit, not a patio chair in sight. The firepit isn't lit because it's not actually usable since it's too close to the house and in the middle of the city. Pat is standing there fatly, obviously drunk and looking at me expectantly. I'm panicking, trying to think of something to say. I take a swig of old Milwaukee because that's all he had. "Boomia sends his regards" I blurt out. He neutralizes me to completion.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The only move would be to get on really well with him for a day or two and then as you're leaving hit him with "The trouble is, you're a fat faggot with bitch tits".

 

[UnPRePared]

..... I don't have either herpes.

Should I tell the numerous birds I've been with, which includes my wife, that we have never had sex?

Even when he tries to insult others, he just insults himself.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

if you tried telling him to tone things down, it'd be a countdown to a 'no child'ing

 

[Josef Kuminski]

The only move would be to get on really well with him for a day or two and then as you're leaving hit him with "The trouble is, you're a fat faggot with bitch tits".

It would be to get him drunk and reveal that he’s been swatting himself all the while recording every word that came out of his fat fish mouth. It wouldn’t be too hard, it involves his two favorite things: drinking and talking about himself.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Knowing that he is a narcissist, I would be fascinated to see how he would try to schmooze me, then talk about himself nonstop for several minutes at a time with little to no prompt. I would feign interest and make him think that I actually want to hear his whole life story. I might record it without his permission and subsequently post it here.

 

[PickleRickle]

I dont know, fuck Nicky?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’d be extra nice to him then leave an upper decker and a 1 star review. He’d be so confused and angry that he’d reply to my comment and acknowledge that I left an upper decker. People here would speculate that DAN did it, which would hopefully prompt him to do another NPS episode with Boomia.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Hide shit in the air vent, he probably wouldn't notice.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His dyke wife told him everyone has herpes and he believed her.

 

[BUBBLER]

Knowing that he is a narcissist, I would be fascinated to see how he would try to schmooze me, then talk about himself nonstop for several minutes at a time with little to no prompt. I would feign interest and make him think that I actually want to hear his whole life story. I might record it without his permission and subsequently post it here.

That would make for a hilarious series of phones calls. Maybe 5

 

[VoteJello]

I gotta be honest, I don't think I would be able to maintain contact with those empty shark eyes. He might inadvertently alpha me. Then I'd come here and boast about shit that didn't actually happen. Holy shit, he might actually make me a narcissistic Fatrick clone by proxy

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I would flush lit m-80`s down the toilet to see if shit pipe drains were connected flooding his side

Fun story, Orthodox Christians set off fireworks on Easter, I was in Greece for Easter one time in the 80s and my buddy decided to bring his dad's flare gun, his dad was a park ranger. The toilets were located outside the church. They weren't portapotties more like nice outhouses. When the clock struck twelve a friend opened one of the stalls and my friend fired the gun. The fucking flare went right into the toilet, flashed, and a second later, the whole fucking toilet exploded! No one really noticed since the real fireworks were going off, we shut the door and ran back into the crowd

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Oh right; didn't he admit recently, in a roundabout way, that he has herpes?

It's because his balls rub up against his jeans

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I wouldn't say a single thing, I'd just let him be heard. Which no one has done.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I would nod along and then shit huge logs in the sink as well as the toilet tank before leaving a 4 star review saying his toilets were strangely small and elevated.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Nikki sitting on my lap within an hour