What would you do if you stayed at Pat's Airbnb and he engaged you, you found him actually pleasant and had a few road sodas around the fire pit

[Ladynyahh]

Hypothetical scenario of course.

After listening to his diatribe about his stlakers and how they "harrass" him, would you try to convince him to tone things down on Twitter and not to feed the trolls?

Would you mention that you're familiar with this place, knowing full well you could be neutralized and incapacitated until the authorities arrive? Or would you just play along and say ah man that's fawkin broodal

If he really liked you and offered his wife to you, would you, for da bit?

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Hypothetical scenario of course.

After listening to his diatribe about his stlakers and how they "harrass" him, would you try to convince him to tone things down on Twitter and not to feed the trolls?

Would you mention that you're familiar with this place, knowing full well you could be neutralized and incapacitated until the authorities arrive? Or would you just play along and say ah man that's fawkin broodal

If he really liked you and offered his wife to you, would you, for da bit?

I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Id rape Pat for the giggles. Its not gay its about humiliation. Id dump a massive gonorrhea load in him. Then wipe my cock off on his cap.

Id also trample his weed garden. Then id jizz on his car handles.

 

[captain_kamala]

Hook up with him to get some DNA for the rape kit because believe all women. Audio footage at minimum, ideally more
Scrawl the gay virgin fatrick on the microwave and fridge. Crayola washable marker, not a felony
Get makeup all over the towels

 

[Chive Turkey]

"What would you do if you stayed at Pat's Airbnb and he engaged you, you found him actually pleasant"

Are you a science fiction writer too?

 

[UnPRePared]

I, Ray Wilson, would switch every CD or record in his house with "Calling All Stations".

Nobody would ever fucking believe him.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Hook up with him to get some DNA for the rape kit because believe all women. Audio footage at minimum, ideally more
Scrawl the gay virgin fatrick on the microwave and fridge. Crayola washable marker, not a felony
Get makeup all over the towels

What about Nikki? Maybe you can plant blood and shit on her dildo and say she forcibly sodomised you. I know i would.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"What would you do if you stayed at Pat's Airbnb and he engaged you, you found him actually pleasant"

 

[captain_kamala]

What about Nikki? Maybe you can plant blood and shit on her dildo and say she forcibly sodomised you. I know i would.

I'd just swallow all her xanax and leave her fiending and desperate. Set up a heidi hildeman hookup, introduce her to the pansexual polyamorous throuple situation and let things take their course

 

[Treat Yourself]

If he really liked you and offered his wife to you, would you, for da bit?

No but only because I don't want sores on my cock. Otherwise I'd pound her stupid rectangle she calls a body then shoot some ropes on her face then make her say something silly like "yummy yummy Treaty cum mmmmmm" while she rubs her belly.

Rick can't watch, not even through the camera he leaves plugged in while he has Airbnb guests. I don't like performing for an audience.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I would flush lit m-80`s down the toilet to see if shit pipe drains were connected flooding his side

 

[Agent Smith]

My line of work has made me schizo and tard proof, so I could absolutely hang with Pat. I can't bang the Nikkkster, though. She's really gross and my peepee wouldn't work. Also she's a schizo and a tard so it would be a ethical concern.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hook up with him to get some DNA for the rape kit because believe all women. Audio footage at minimum, ideally more
Scrawl the gay virgin fatrick on the microwave and fridge. Crayola washable marker, not a felony
Get makeup all over the towels

....ok or you could just take his drink or a napkin for dna

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

....ok or you could just take his drink or a napkin for dna

Could you explain how the rape kit works with the napkin containing DNA for the rest of us

 

[BUBBLER]

I, Ray Wilson, would switch every CD or record in his house with "Calling All Stations".

Nobody would ever fucking believe him.

Fawk a great bit would have been leaving The Weight of Man in his DVD player

 

[Dog Eater]

What would you do if you stayed at Pat's Airbnb and he engaged you, you found him actually pleasant and had a few road sodas around the fire pit​

Get him hammered then when he went to bed smash all the windows of his car.

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

He's too angry to be pleasant. He the kind of man that is so bottled up and warped from him impotent anger, that he would just take over every conversation with whatever he wanted to talk about. All you could really do is listen and go "wooow, that's crazy yo", and let him spit about Trump, us, Milwaukee police, etc. Then get out of the convo at the right time so that you could go to bed, because you were probably falling asleep in his new pallet chairs from him just talking at you.

I'll tell you though: If someone could convince some unwitting Milwaukee denizen on craigslist to take his fire pit? I can't say that I wouldn't laugh at that...

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Could you explain how the rape kit works with the napkin containing DNA for the rest of us

oh I thought she meant she wanted his dna to compare against all the hogs he's sex-pested back to his hotel room at the various cons.

Nikki, Patrick cheats on you on these trips and It's Not Okay

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

No but only because I don't want sores on my cock. Otherwise I'd pound her stupid rectangle she calls a body then shoot some ropes on her face then make her say something silly like "yummy yummy Treaty cum mmmmmm" while she rubs her belly.

Rick can't watch, not even through the camera he leaves plugged in while he has Airbnb guests. I don't like performing for an audience.

Oh right; didn't he admit recently, in a roundabout way, that he has herpes?

 

[Ladynyahh]

Oh right; didn't he admit recently, in a roundabout way, that he has herpes?

Everyone has herpes, child.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

After listening to his diatribe about his stlakers and how they "harrass" him, would you try to convince him to tone things down on Twitter and not to feed the trolls?

Several people have tried this, myself included when this shit first started, and he was a cunt to each and every person who would bring it up. He doesn't want this to end, he craves the attention too much.