What was your first job.

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All I got from that was that this old fag drove a Ranger.

Well he was a Newfie. One time he was out bucking wood and one of the rounders came back down the ramp while he was winching it into the bed. Flattened him in the ditch, broken eight of his ribs and pinned him. There was no cell service there so he fought his way out and drove a couple miles to call the ambulance.

They let his family bring him beer in the hospital so he didn't die of DTs and he was out three weeks later bucking wood again. He went on for a few more years but it wasn't long after he couldn't go out that he passed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well he was a Newfie. One time he was out bucking wood and one of the rounders came back down the ramp while he was winching it into the bed. Flattened him in the ditch, broken eight of his ribs and pinned him. There was no cell service there so he fought his way out and drove a couple miles to call the ambulance.

They let his family bring him beer in the hospital so he didn't die of DTs and he was out three weeks later bucking wood again. He went on for a few more years but it wasn't long after he couldn't go out that he passed.

Lmao they're literally the toughest human beings. They're scared of lightning but they'll dangle off a 4 storey roof with one set of fingertips to get a fucking nail in place. And if the fucker fell he'd probably be fine.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Waiter for a now defunct old timey family diner that was part of "Zellers"

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda would know

Whoever hired you didn't think of the smell.

 

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Lmao they're literally the toughest human beings. They're scared of lightning but they'll dangle off a 4 storey roof with one set of fingertips to get a fucking nail in place.

Yeah his nose was all fucked up because he was out in some big machine one day and he went up a steel bank, his chainsaw fell off the rack above him and split his fucking nose down the middle. He just wrapped a bandage all the way around his head a few times and left it to heal all mangled.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well he was a Newfie. One time he was out bucking wood and one of the rounders came back down the ramp while he was winching it into the bed. Flattened him in the ditch, broken eight of his ribs and pinned him. There was no cell service there so he fought his way out and drove a couple miles to call the ambulance.

They let his family bring him beer in the hospital so he didn't die of DTs and he was out three weeks later bucking wood again. He went on for a few more years but it wasn't long after he couldn't go out that he passed.

I'm honestly thinking about bucking wood with EIGHT busted ribs lmao. I'd bitch out.

 

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I'm honestly thinking about bucking wood with EIGHT busted ribs lmao. I'd bitch out.

He was smart enough to know that he'd die in his bed if he didn't go out there.

 

[CQ Beans]

Anyone ever work in a chain restaurant kitchen and ask that fat ass Greek girl into the walk in to make out while feeling each other up. Damn, that was a lot of ass.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah his nose was all fucked up because he was out in some big machine one day and he went up a steel bank, his chainsaw fell off the rack above him and split his fucking nose down the middle. He just wrapped a bandage all the way around his head a few times and left it to heal all mangled.

A good friend of mine took a chainsaw to the chin/mouth. A running one. It was brutal. My mom cried when she saw the pictures lol.

 

[Guest]

Anyone ever work in a chain restaurant kitchen and ask that fat ass Greek girl into the walk in to make out while feeling each other up. Damn, that was a lot of ass.

What are you trying to say Mr. Beans?

 

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A good friend of mine took a chainsaw to the chin/mouth. A running one. It was brutal. My mom cried when she saw the pictures lol.

What a fucking moron

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He was smart enough to know that he'd die in his bed if he didn't go out there.

That's actually really beautiful. Are Newfies maybe actually the smartest people?

 

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What are you trying to say Mr. Beans?

Are you just lurking in this thread learning what real men are like?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What a fucking moron

Oh yeah. He's been at it his entire life too. He's like "it's bound to happen if you do it so much" which is extra retarded. Like, I use a chainsaw quite a bit and I've never had one kick back into my face there, pro arborist.

 

[Dog Eater]

Is Canada even 100 years old yet? Such a fake country. It’s just worse America. Tell them the year you got your flag lmao.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is Canada even 100 years old yet? Such a fake country. It’s just worse America. Tell them the year you got your flag lmao.

I have a bicentennial quarter, sir.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have a bicentennial quarter, sir.

It's my most prized possession

 

[Guest]

Are you just lurking in this thread learning what real men are like?

STFU TURRY

 

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Oh yeah. He's been at it his entire life too. He's like "it's bound to happen if you do it so much" which is extra retarded. Like, I use a chainsaw quite a bit and I've never had one kick back into my face there, pro arborist.

My brother in law fucked himself up with an angle grinder the other day. Apparently the blade came off when it was running. He blamed the grinder of course so missus Turry asked me my expert opinion and I had a good laugh.

So I explained all the ways it was his fault and she said "I knew it must have been him because you've never hurt yourself with anything like that."

 

[CQ Beans]

What are you trying to say Mr. Beans?

I made out with a thick chick (fat ass, thighs, B cups) while at work.

 

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STFU TURRY

IT WAS A QUESTION