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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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buy a flip phone
I can remember going round to someone's house, his dad was a Concorde pilot so they were well off, and they had this thing I had heard of called the internet. We logged on. None of us had any idea what to look at. We literally didn't know any websites.
I had absolutely no concept of what the fuck the Internet was when I was little like literally everyone else at the time. My sister had some stuff of hers in an art show at a college when I was a kid, so I just kinda wandered around with my Dad and we eventually went into the library. Dad was talking to some dude and he asked if I wanted to use the Internet and see what it was all about. There were less than 10 computers, and only one had Internet, and you had to sign up for a time slot for it. Nobody was using it at the moment, so the guy tried showing me some websites (which was literally just text with a solid color background, this was probably '96 or '97), but I was even more bored than I was just wandering around the library. I think I everntually told him I liked Ren and Stimpy, so he tried bringing up some site for that (may have even been Nickelodeon's site, idk), but the browser said something like it would take at least five minutes to load.
Just to answer everyone's question since I'm sure it's in the back of everyone's mind, no, the computer guy didn't molest me or show me naughty pictures while my Dad was surfing the 'ol Dewey decimal system.
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Predator panic was completely due to that one faggot John Walsh and his obsession with child abductions.
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easier said than done.
i've done the "holier than thou" (if you wanna call it that) no internet/smartphone shit for months at a time.
no external input.
It's great for your brain but you really fall out of the loop. You become "that guy" who doesn't know what's going on.
not to mention it's literally impossible if you have to travel. mobile banking, email, hotel shit, delivery, work shit, airbnb, MEETING WOMEN, good luck pulling out a flipphone if you wanna get laid, again, unless you're the eccentric millionaire who wouldnt be dating in the first place
unless you have fuck you money/are retired and live in the sticks, the flip phone is self sabotage
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Yeah, makes as much sense as telling someone to 'stick to Pagers for your mental health' when cellphones were becoming a thing. Tech means you adapt. Im sure when fire was discovered there were still some rubes in the cave (pussies) "I still like my meat raw" just cuz they're ovewhelmed/cant handle tech advancements.
I remember the first time I found porn in the wild. Me and my friend Steven were behind some factory that was a tannery and smelled awful.
There was an add for a vibrator. I remember the ad saying "IT'S ELECTRIC" in bold font. My friend Steven screamed out "it's electric boogie woogie woogie." And we laughed so hard someone heard us and yelled at us to get off the property.
It's been over 20 years and I know I can't still text him and just say "it's electric...." And he'll still reply with "boogie woogie woogie" without skipping a beat.
Stupid memories like that would never have stayed in my head if I had a smartphone rotting my brain during my youth.
There was an add for a vibrator. I remember the ad saying "IT'S ELECTRIC" in bold font. My friend Steven screamed out "it's electric boogie woogie woogie." And we laughed so hard someone heard us and yelled at us to get off the property.
It's been over 20 years and I know I can't still text him and just say "it's electric...." And he'll still reply with "boogie woogie woogie" without skipping a beat.
Stupid memories like that would never have stayed in my head if I had a smartphone rotting my brain during my youth.
It helped not being a Pat, where you were friends with different groups like the potheads, metalheads,etc.. there was always somebody around, video arcades were big back then, atari, blockbuster with game/movie rentals started the slide of staying inside, part of your day was traveling to stores getting shit, phones ruined a lot back before then nobody had no way of contacting you could and happened a lot spend six or more hours hanging out with friends uninterrupted, for me getting first project car at thirteen, a lot of fishing, hunting ,hiking always kept me busy,if only one person was around then it was basically doing beavis and butthead type of shit starting fires, blowing shit up
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So.....did you guys fuck or what??
Oddly enough, in a way we did. He ended up dating a chick of whom I used to have sexual relations with, NSA relationship. It was pretty cool.
I'm sure she never told him.
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As long as you went first, he's the gay one.
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There was this faggot named Romeo from a Jehovah Witness family that everybody hated and thrived on attention, even negative...he'd eat chalk, bugs, anything to gross us out. Once I stole his tuna sandwich from his lunchbox and dumped out the tuna and replaced it with pencil shavings and made it look as much as tuna as possible (soaked em in a little water etc) put it back in his lunchbox and waited for recess.
He let out such a curdling scream like he went amok, and just about had it/last straw. My friends all looked at me like "bro he snapped, you went too far" and I got Dan Mullen'd for a bit lol. "Are you not entertained" wasn't cutting it, they said I was a POS, same ppl pranking him and making fun of his parents for going door to door with their dumb pamphlets.
Yeah especially when child abductions cases aren’t common. I don’t think one happened anywhere near me (I lived outside a major city) when I was growing up. Half the time the “abductions” are one of the parents who doesn’t have custody. My parents always said “nobody wants to steal you” and they were right.
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Romeo....what a faggot
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He also had a bowl haircut like Moe from the three stooges. Fawk we had so many characters.
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That's weird. Jehovah Witnesses are usually renowned for their style.
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I remember being really bored all the time.
I spent a crazy amount of time as a kid trying to catch frogs and lizards.
Would you call me a faggot if I told you I'm in my 30s and love to catch lizards?
Brown anoles are best.