Being wired 24/7/365 on coke for the rest of your life would be magic. Fight anycunt, not feel a thing, shag anycunt, feel a ding-a-ling teehee
anyway, back to reality
anyway, back to reality
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What vice do you wish you could do 24/7 with no negative consequences?
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I never wanted to set fire to a room more than this one.Being wired 24/7/365 on coke for the rest of your life would be magic. Fight anycunt, not feel a thing, shag anycunt, feel a ding-a-ling teehee
anyway, back to reality
I’ve gotta try shrooms.
Eating pretzels and mustard. I'd give ANYTHING to be able to eat pretzels and mustard all day, but there's just too much sugar in the salt. And I'm not talking about a warm, soft pretzel. I mean hard, dry ones that people avoid in a pub mix.
Guy on the bottom looks a little like Burr. Does Bill secretly descend from Jews?au contraire mon brothaman
The AUSCHWITZ rant! Billy Burr DESTROYS NAZIS!Guy on the bottom looks a little like Burr. Does Bill secretly descend from Jews?
"So Bayern suck, right?!"
No negative consequences? I've never done it, but heroin then.
Only did it once because I know I'd get addicted: gambling
Did it before but grew out of it/quit and miss it a lot: being an abrasive pottymouth asshole
Am doing it and will be facing the consequences: smoking cigarettes & pot
Did it before but grew out of it/quit and miss it a lot: being an abrasive pottymouth asshole
Am doing it and will be facing the consequences: smoking cigarettes & pot
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au contraire mon brothaman
Those are some tight little twink bodies. Imagine all the bussy the S.S. got to creampie at will. seems like heaven
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drinking and driving
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Those aren’t good for you and you shouldn’t tell others it is
To slightly change it I wish my brain could be rewired such that weed has the same effect on me today that it had 10 years ago. I smoke weed now and it's the gayest thing ever. I used to love a good weed high.
I've got like 5+ grand in growing equipment and spent dozens and dozens of hours procuring the most sought after clones from around the country, learned advanced growing techniques etc. and now it's all sitting in my attic. Wasted time, money, and I can't even enjoy a good buzz. Big L.
Also can't take the next step up and open a dispensary or get a growing license bc that market is beyond saturated.
I've got like 5+ grand in growing equipment and spent dozens and dozens of hours procuring the most sought after clones from around the country, learned advanced growing techniques etc. and now it's all sitting in my attic. Wasted time, money, and I can't even enjoy a good buzz. Big L.
Also can't take the next step up and open a dispensary or get a growing license bc that market is beyond saturated.
Holding in my shits.
Smoking crack.
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Legalization ruined pot
Unlimited steak dinners at the capital grille.
I can just imagine still living in a state where shit like this still sounds good
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wait that's a thing? I used to do it all the time in my mid-20s.
I've stopped doing it because I'm afraid doing that shit could give you a heart attack or some shit when you're older... like, you're really pushing your body to its limit doing that shit I assume.
how'd you figure out you couldnt handle it?