The only thing that would make this better is an accompanying brief 1500 word Facebook post about how breathing through your mouth is 36% more efficient
My absolute favorite.
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What is your personal "iconic" Joe Cumia look?
- Thread starter Easily_Remembered
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Advance to Go. Collect $200 from your passed out faggot brother to buy a fake Les Paul.
The best part is how much Norton seethed about that mouth-breathing idiot fucking up his picture with "Quentin."
My absolute favorite.
Look at the towering 6’1” fool here:
Nice rickets, stupid
I’m so mad, I wanted to see some post about how LIBTARD California made him wear a mask
I try to swing doors open like this occasionally. Joes “I’m going to destroy the redditards” entrance with his air boomers and airborne shirt on, will always destroy a niggas ribs.
Uh ummm uh uh a PEDOPHILE
Anyone have the one where he looks like a hotdog? lol
I just realized another hilarious aspect of this -- Carol actually had no reason to be there. She wasn't named in the case and had nothing to testify.
He brought his 60-something year old girlfriend along solely to serve as arm candy. I love "Brother" Joe
In reality it was probably all paid for so of course the leech was gonna get as much out of it as possible. AND he got the girl!!!!
Ah, good point. I was thinking it might be in LA, so that would be a nice COMP'D trip for him and the lady.
But, no, the shit is filmed next door in Connecticut lulz
Probably just gave them gas mileage for the 53 mile trip and a catered box lunch
Son, if you'd ever bedded a squirter, you'd know how it feels to wanna parade her around in court then brag about her urinary expulsions on the internet.
It's way too baggy, the jacket needs to be buttoned and either he ties a perfect symmetrical bowtie or that's a clip-on, but he looks good here! WTF was this occasion?I like the suave 007 james hefner look!
And somehow the libs fault