The only thing that would make this better is an accompanying brief 1500 word Facebook post about how breathing through your mouth is 36% more efficient
My absolute favorite.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What is your personal "iconic" Joe Cumia look?
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Advance to Go. Collect $200 from your passed out faggot brother to buy a fake Les Paul.
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The best part is how much Norton seethed about that mouth-breathing idiot fucking up his picture with "Quentin."
My absolute favorite.
Look at the towering 6’1” fool here:
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Nice rickets, stupid
I’m so mad, I wanted to see some post about how LIBTARD California made him wear a mask
I try to swing doors open like this occasionally. Joes “I’m going to destroy the redditards” entrance with his air boomers and airborne shirt on, will always destroy a niggas ribs.
Uh ummm uh uh a PEDOPHILE
Anyone have the one where he looks like a hotdog? lol
I just realized another hilarious aspect of this -- Carol actually had no reason to be there. She wasn't named in the case and had nothing to testify.
He brought his 60-something year old girlfriend along solely to serve as arm candy. I love "Brother" Joe
In reality it was probably all paid for so of course the leech was gonna get as much out of it as possible. AND he got the girl!!!!
Ah, good point. I was thinking it might be in LA, so that would be a nice COMP'D trip for him and the lady.
But, no, the shit is filmed next door in Connecticut lulz
Probably just gave them gas mileage for the 53 mile trip and a catered box lunch
Son, if you'd ever bedded a squirter, you'd know how it feels to wanna parade her around in court then brag about her urinary expulsions on the internet.
It's way too baggy, the jacket needs to be buttoned and either he ties a perfect symmetrical bowtie or that's a clip-on, but he looks good here! WTF was this occasion?I like the suave 007 james hefner look!
And somehow the libs fault