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What is the most hillbilly redneck place in USA?

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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Virginia injuns. They'll stretch your holes and take your scalp.

I watched some shitty biker movie with Michael Madsen and David Carradine a while ago and there was one character who was like vaguely native and they called him Comanche and he could track shit and he took scalps. I was like "I bet Dummy's old man and uncle were like that as young bucks."
We mostly hunt, set shit on fire, and try to out-shoot each other on our range
 
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Virginia injuns. They'll stretch your holes and take your scalp.

I watched some shitty biker movie with Michael Madsen and David Carradine a while ago and there was one character who was like vaguely native and they called him Comanche and he could track shit and he took scalps. I was like "I bet Dummy's old man and uncle were like that as young bucks."
Any good? I know it's shitty, but so bad it's good or just shit? Those two are in some entertaining stinkers.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Stay gold, Turkey Boy. Stay gold.
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Any good? I know it's shitty, but so bad it's good or just shit? Those two are in some entertaining stinkers.
Oh it kind of fucking ruled. It's shitty and cheesey on purpose. I think whoever made that achieved exactly what they wanted to.

If you're into motorcycles you could probably beat off to some of the bikes in that movie.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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My redneck buddy got 2 of these from the gas station he put 1 on his truck and gave the other to me
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I lived in Lumberton, NC for most of my adult life. It's not Deliverance. It's different. It's violent as fuck but also some of my favorite people. The accents are awful. The people are literally lowest of the low or great, honest, hard working southern folk. Literally had a black guy kidnap a pre-teen Mexican girl who was carrying her grandma's groceries in and of course he raped her and killed her because he was "drunk and bored". Had a serial killer as well that as far as I know has never been caught. A black dude and lumbee indian killed Michael Jordan's dad who had pulled over on i95 for a nap. If I won the lottery I would move back in a heart beat. Hate Virginia and miss my transparent to a fault weirdos. Even the dishonest people are easily readable.
 
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