What is the last way you want to accidentally die?

[Build Black Better]

Is everyone on this faggot site from south Texas?

Nice 6 lanes of packed traffic 24 hours a day, stupid.
Nice 115 degree evenings, stupid.
Nice governor sending illegals to LA and NY and I mean that one sincerely

Southeast Texas here. Fuck South Texas, that's the border, overflowing with literal wetbacks who just crawled out of the Rio Grande.

Also, work from home stupid. Problem solved.

 

[Build Black Better]

I am vacationing in Freetown, Sierra Leone.

Nice vacation stupid

 

[eggfeller]

Unless that person had nubile dumper/beefers and was a frequent visitor to Schlitterbahn waterpark in New Braunfels, especially if she only wore dental floss. Those thots gave me impure thoughts when they would be waiting a few steps up from me at the perfect eye level while waiting in line at the water slides. Sometimes I could have just leaned forward a few inches and given their asshole head. Those exhibitionist whores were hoping for a wardrobe malfunction coming down the slide just as much as I was.

a surprising amount of brothermen have been new braunfels schlitterbahn attendees. maybe we should meet up there & die of alcohol poisoning on the lazy river. i haven’t been since middle school. i’d like to go back but they’ve gotten ungodly expensive. i guess that has something to do with the kid decapitation lawsuit

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I’ve heard of kids falling into septic tanks and drowning. Can’t get much worse than that.

 

[Ladynyahh]

The Mr Hands guy

Faawwwwk that was the first thing I thought of. Perforated colon, haha holeee shit!

 

[WifeStoreWill]

a surprising amount of brothermen have been new braunfels schlitterbahn attendees. maybe we should meet up there & die of alcohol poisoning on the lazy river. i haven’t been since middle school. i’d like to go back but they’ve gotten ungodly expensive. i guess that has something to do with the kid decapitation lawsuit

Fuck, I went there like 35 years ago and it was great. Is that still around? I remember those lazy rivers felt like they were miles long and one slid you down into the actual river and my brother freaked the fuck out.

 

[Build Black Better]

a surprising amount of brothermen have been new braunfels schlitterbahn attendees. maybe we should meet up there & die of alcohol poisoning on the lazy river. i haven’t been since middle school. i’d like to go back but they’ve gotten ungodly expensive. i guess that has something to do with the kid decapitation lawsuit

Just to set the record straight, they only decapitate kids in Kansas City. We're more civilized here in Texas and prefer lethal injection. That's actually the name of the newest water slide at their new location in Huntsville.

 

[eggfeller]

Just to set the record straight, they only decapitate kids in Kansas City. We're more civilized here in Texas and prefer lethal injection. That's actually the name of the newest water slide at their new location in Huntsville.

lol. i still believe they were the ones sued for it. it supports my belief that texas companies should always stay in-state. the magic is gone/they turn to shit once they spread out. never thought whataburger was that great but i hear even slop bottom-feeders are starting to turn on them for decline in quality since going national. i pray to god HEB never leaves texas. i know they’ve been in mexico awhile but that’s practically charity work.

 

[eggfeller]

Fuck, I went there like 35 years ago and it was great. Is that still around? I remember those lazy rivers felt like they were miles long and one slid you down into the actual river and my brother freaked the fuck out.

yep still in original form as far as i know. great place for childhood memories

 

[Build Black Better]

lol. i still believe they were the ones sued for it. it supports my belief that texas companies should always stay in-state. the magic is gone/they turn to shit once they spread out. never thought whataburger was that great but i hear even slop bottom-feeders are starting to turn on them for decline in quality since going national. i pray to god HEB never leaves texas. i know they’ve been in mexico awhile but that’s practically charity work.

Yeah, Whataburger is overrated dog meat just like In-N-Out, which is now infesting Texas. Everything and everyone from California needs to stay the fuck out. The bigger problem with Whataburger is that niggers are going to cause the demise of their 24-hour dining rooms. It turns into Apefrica after about 10 p.m.

 

[eggfeller]

I’ve heard of kids falling into septic tanks and drowning. Can’t get much worse than that.

central texas shenanigans making “shitty” death headlines again

Bodies of 3 people and a dog recovered from Elgin cistern

It's believed the three people were hunting hogs on private property when a series of events led them to become trapped in the cistern.

www.kvue.com

 

[Build Black Better]

central texas shenanigans making “shitty” death headlines again

Bodies of 3 people and a dog recovered from Elgin cistern

It's believed the three people were hunting hogs on private property when a series of events led them to become trapped in the cistern.

www.kvue.com

Lol. The 3 spics from Florida jumped into the literal shithole like lemmings, and the one Texan kept his cool. Texas FTW .

 

[Build Black Better]

yep still in original form as far as i know. great place for childhood memories

There's a huge expansion that's been around for many years now. It's basically two different adjacent parks. The older section has much nicer landscaping. But yeah, it's a rip off now.

 

[Turk February]

Nice vacation stupid

I'd go to Maui but they have a fire problem

 

[Build Black Better]

I'd go to Maui but they have a fire problem

Sierra Leone has a much more severe nigger problem

 

[Turk February]

Sierra Leone has a much more severe nigger problem

I'm fairly liberal. I pretend those fuckers don't bother me.

 

[Build Black Better]

I'm fairly liberal. I pretend those fuckers don't bother me.

Are you good at pretending that you haven't been stabbed? Never relax when vacationing in Sierra Leone.

 

[Turk February]

Are you good at pretending that you haven't been stabbed? Never relax when vacationing in Sierra Leone.

I live in Ottawa. Somalia is basically right here. Sierra Leone is more of a death fantasy. Both scare me.

 

[Turk February]

Are you good at pretending that you haven't been stabbed? Never relax when vacationing in Sierra Leone.

To be honest I know almost nothing about African culture while also being a little scared of it. I should probably read up or something.

 

[Build Black Better]

I live in Ottawa. Somalia is basically right here. Sierra Leone is more of a death fantasy. Both scare me.

I lived in Shittiapolis before it also turned into Somalia (with the added bonus of that brotherfucker Ilhan Omar). #1 ISIS recruitment hotspot in America. Now that's Minnesota Nice!