What is the last way you want to accidentally die?

['THE NIGGER MAN']

San Antonio air museum pilot ID'd in Wisconsin plane crash

New Braunfels woman Devyn Reiley was killed in a plane crash in Lake Winnebago, Wisconsin. Reiley worked at Texas Warbird Museum in San Antonio.

www.mysanantonio.com

Trusting this dumb cunt to take you on a joyride and she flat-spins you into a lake.

 

[eggfeller]

San Antonio air museum pilot ID'd in Wisconsin plane crash

New Braunfels woman Devyn Reiley was killed in a plane crash in Lake Winnebago, Wisconsin. Reiley worked at Texas Warbird Museum in San Antonio.

www.mysanantonio.com

Trusting this dumb cunt to take you on a joyride and she flat-spins you into a lake.

no person from New Braunfels will be missed. try being from Canyon Lake, stupid

 

[Dog Eater]

Getting murdered by niggers because you relaxed.

 

[Coonskin]

Someone here brought up how the guitarist from Chicago killed himself: fucking around with a gun and blowing your head open

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

no person from New Braunfels will be missed. try being from Canyon Lake, stupid

Is everyone on this faggot site from south Texas?

Nice 6 lanes of packed traffic 24 hours a day, stupid.
Nice 115 degree evenings, stupid.
Nice governor sending illegals to LA and NY and I mean that one sincerely

 

[eggfeller]

Is everyone on this faggot site from south Texas?

Nice 6 lanes of packed traffic 24 hours a day, stupid.
Nice 115 degree evenings, stupid.
Nice governor sending illegals to LA and NY and I mean that one sincerely

that beady-eyed little cripple can get fucked in his spic-loving shithole as far as i’m concerned. only the biggest Try That in a Small Town-ers like that fag

 

[MrRetardo]

Just watched a pretty gnarly video of a man being killed by a shark. I can watch war stuff, accidents, murders etc, but this video made me feel weird.

So i guess a shark. Or a giant Python in the water.

 

[BraunsGhost]

Getting blown up while fixing your water heater....

Almost happened to me. When I saw the green flame coming directly to my face, I thought id blown up the house. Just a light burn on the face. I got lucky.

 

[Dennyislife]

One of those crushing ones where they know the only thing keeping you alive is what's pinning you down so the moment they move it you bleed out. Just the knowing that it's coming while being stuck there looking at the people you hoped would rescue you but are sending you to eternal nothingness. How the fuck would you stay composed in that situation

 

[Safka's Enticer]

This man was from Sudan and got stranded in the Sahara desert and caught in a sandstorm and died. They found this recording in his cellphone. Stoic af: Basically forgives people who owe him money and asks his wife for forgiveness for literally "getting lost" (Ron Bennington pun unintended).

"This is not what I intended to happen, but this is what Allah wants."

He wuz kangz

 

[Safka's Enticer]

One of those crushing ones where they know the only thing keeping you alive is what's pinning you down so the moment they move it you bleed out. Just the knowing that it's coming while being stuck there looking at the people you hoped would rescue you but are sending you to eternal nothingness. How the fuck would you stay composed in that situation

I would ask them to leave until I died. Just give me my phone so I can post here retardedly for my final hours

WWAWD dude who got sliced in half by a train but his vessels were basically crushed to the point that he didn't bleed out and then lived?

For man cut nearly in two by train, ‘life is good’

Cut in half under a moving rail car, Truman Duncan survived massive injuries and even called 911. Today he has returned to a full life and has a message for soldiers and others who have survived traumatic injuries like his: “Life is good. Life goes on.”

www.google.com

 

[bantadant]

no person from New Braunfels will be missed. try being from Canyon Lake, stupid

#canyonfacts

 

[Turk February]

I am vacationing in Freetown, Sierra Leone. A truck carrying oil, the lifeblood of the economy, jackknives on a highway. The relative cost of oil make the prospect of gathering the oil spilling from the truck absolutely irresistible, me and dozens of locals jockey for position under the oozing tanker. The oil ignites under me. I run around for a bit screaming until the fire displaces the air around me, and I have no air to scream with. I lay on the concrete, simmering in agony. Even if help arrives, there's not much they can do for me, and that's a strong if.

 

[Hello Oneal!]

This man was from Sudan and got stranded in the Sahara desert and caught in a sandstorm and died. They found this recording in his cellphone. Stoic af: Basically forgives people who owe him money and asks his wife for forgiveness for literally "getting lost" (Ron Bennington pun unintended).

"This is not what I intended to happen, but this is what Allah wants."

This is brutal. Poor guy

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This is brutal. Poor guy

Watched as I’m having an ice cold coke with some ice. I bet he would’ve liked that too.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

A remember reading a few years ago about an accident in Canada I believe where an asphalt truck lost control while parked at the top of hill and rolled down the hill and crashed into a Jeep Wrangler. The piping hot asphalt filled up the keep with a lady inside.

Two full pages and no one brings up burning alive?

 

[guest]

A remember reading a few years ago about an accident in Canada I believe where an asphalt truck lost control while parked at the top of hill and rolled down the hill and crashed into a Jeep Wrangler. The piping hot asphalt filled up the keep with a lady inside.

Two full pages and no one brings up burning alive?

See Turk's elegantly written post above.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

A remember reading a few years ago about an accident in Canada I believe where an asphalt truck lost control while parked at the top of hill and rolled down the hill and crashed into a Jeep Wrangler. The piping hot asphalt filled up the keep with a lady inside.

Two full pages and no one brings up burning alive?

Eh all your nerves burn off real quick so you don't feel pain after like 15 seconds. But those 15 secs are probably pretty bad

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Eh all your nerves burn off real quick so you don't feel pain after like 15 seconds. But those 15 secs are probably pretty bad

AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh this isn't so bad

 

[Build Black Better]

no person from New Braunfels will be missed. try being from Canyon Lake, stupid

Unless that person had nubile dumper/beefers and was a frequent visitor to Schlitterbahn waterpark in New Braunfels, especially if she only wore dental floss. Those thots gave me impure thoughts when they would be waiting a few steps up from me at the perfect eye level while waiting in line at the water slides. Sometimes I could have just leaned forward a few inches and given their asshole head. Those exhibitionist whores were hoping for a wardrobe malfunction coming down the slide just as much as I was.