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What do you think of this part of white European culture? I think I'll go nig out on some grits and collard greens instead here in Texas.
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What irrational fear do you have?
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shutup, stupid.
boomer mutts from texas are a special kind of cringe
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Last guy then I’ll stop, but I’m sure you’re familiar with
[URL]https://youtube.com/@MentourPilot[/URL]
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He's really better than anything History Channel "Mayday: Air Disaster" or anything like that has ever put out. It's great how independent media is destroying the old media monopoly fags.
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Live in Texas, but not from Texas. Big difference. 20 years in Connecticut, then 20 years in New Jersey.
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Greenwich CT I hope?
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I'm always thinking of Final Destination type shit.
- Cars, buses and trucks when I walk near a busy road. There's literally nothing stopping someone from veering to the side and just mowing you down from behind without you ever seeing it coming. DDP style.
When it comes to cars you kinda just gotta hope everybuddy does the right thing. Driving is placing your life in the hands of the general public.
- Walking up stairs when I'm wearing the wrong footwear. One pair of my shoes are roomier near the toes which throws off my foot spacial awareness and could potentially result in my big fear of the slip forward on concrete steps and losing all your teeth. That old gag. Nothing can turn you from relatively normal looking to complete garbage than 1 misplaced tooth. And it's literally a nightmare come to life, the old infamous nightmare of people's teeth falling out. Spitting them out as you feel them loosening up. Faawk.
- Heights. I don't do ladders, I probably wouldn't wanna do a bottomless staircase where you can see everything right under you. One slip and you're dangling from a fucking third story platform. That WOULD be my luck, so WHY wouldn't I consider it happening? The Apple Store (the gigantic multi-level ones) were a major offender of having staircases like this. I am shocked that more children and dogs didn't trip right through there.
- Elevators... I'm okay when it's a major building that gets a lot of traffic with a fancy clean elevator. Those things are kept up nice. I mean like in dingier buildings where you know nobody is doing maintenance on anything let alone the inside of an elevator shaft and whatever inner workings are required to have it not lock up with me inside, or have the doors go haywire and close on me crushing me.
- Bridges. sniff I'm sorry, I'm just a little upset because I didn't know what to say earlier, and I locked up. And I've been working on it a lot. But I didn't have anything. And I'm just thinking about that. And thinking about the anniversary coming up. But in all seriousness, fuck any elevated platform that does not have reasonable barriers and walls to it. One time I was riding my bike across a bridge. I had no idea the thing had no barriers and the "walk" way was so narrow... I was literally wobbling like on a tight rope on those steel grated vent type structures of the bridge with nothing stopping me from tipping right over into the ocean blue. And this was the kinda bridge where you're at face level with the tippy top of gigantic trees. Fawking architects, man. I'm also scared of those bridges that have to raise for boats underneath, because I always think they're gonna start moving as I'm on there.
- As we become a more "progressive" diversity-hire society, I have a growing paranoia of technology like robotic or animatronic things. For example, I would NEVER wear something like the fictional 'self-tying' shoes from Back To The Future. Because in our world, those shoes are created by dumbass women and coded/programmed by some nigger hire. There is nothing stopping devices from going haywire and tightening on your feet randomly. Also like those robotic sex toys where it opens up and you put your dick inside it...
Because it was likely made in China where you can sell anything. Nothing is stopping it from malfunctioning and squeezing your dick off. All I need to know is SPOTIFY is a major corporation that is primarily run by woke tranny faggots and nigger hires, which is why the app is clunky, buggy, and difficult to navigate. Barely trust you with my ears, not gonna happen wit my Piece.
- Cars, buses and trucks when I walk near a busy road. There's literally nothing stopping someone from veering to the side and just mowing you down from behind without you ever seeing it coming. DDP style.
When it comes to cars you kinda just gotta hope everybuddy does the right thing. Driving is placing your life in the hands of the general public.- Walking up stairs when I'm wearing the wrong footwear. One pair of my shoes are roomier near the toes which throws off my foot spacial awareness and could potentially result in my big fear of the slip forward on concrete steps and losing all your teeth. That old gag. Nothing can turn you from relatively normal looking to complete garbage than 1 misplaced tooth. And it's literally a nightmare come to life, the old infamous nightmare of people's teeth falling out. Spitting them out as you feel them loosening up. Faawk.
- Heights. I don't do ladders, I probably wouldn't wanna do a bottomless staircase where you can see everything right under you. One slip and you're dangling from a fucking third story platform. That WOULD be my luck, so WHY wouldn't I consider it happening? The Apple Store (the gigantic multi-level ones) were a major offender of having staircases like this. I am shocked that more children and dogs didn't trip right through there.
- Elevators... I'm okay when it's a major building that gets a lot of traffic with a fancy clean elevator. Those things are kept up nice. I mean like in dingier buildings where you know nobody is doing maintenance on anything let alone the inside of an elevator shaft and whatever inner workings are required to have it not lock up with me inside, or have the doors go haywire and close on me crushing me.
- Bridges. sniff I'm sorry, I'm just a little upset because I didn't know what to say earlier, and I locked up. And I've been working on it a lot. But I didn't have anything. And I'm just thinking about that. And thinking about the anniversary coming up. But in all seriousness, fuck any elevated platform that does not have reasonable barriers and walls to it. One time I was riding my bike across a bridge. I had no idea the thing had no barriers and the "walk" way was so narrow... I was literally wobbling like on a tight rope on those steel grated vent type structures of the bridge with nothing stopping me from tipping right over into the ocean blue. And this was the kinda bridge where you're at face level with the tippy top of gigantic trees. Fawking architects, man. I'm also scared of those bridges that have to raise for boats underneath, because I always think they're gonna start moving as I'm on there.
- As we become a more "progressive" diversity-hire society, I have a growing paranoia of technology like robotic or animatronic things. For example, I would NEVER wear something like the fictional 'self-tying' shoes from Back To The Future. Because in our world, those shoes are created by dumbass women and coded/programmed by some nigger hire. There is nothing stopping devices from going haywire and tightening on your feet randomly. Also like those robotic sex toys where it opens up and you put your dick inside it...
Because it was likely made in China where you can sell anything. Nothing is stopping it from malfunctioning and squeezing your dick off. All I need to know is SPOTIFY is a major corporation that is primarily run by woke tranny faggots and nigger hires, which is why the app is clunky, buggy, and difficult to navigate. Barely trust you with my ears, not gonna happen wit my Piece.
He's right, I'm always plotting my day out based on whether I will need to shit outside of my house or if I can hold it
What the fuck did people think black pudding was?
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Probably a delicious dessert? We're not all from that shitty little anus of an island.
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Your avatar is more disgusting than any scat gif I've ever posted. Where is the outrage?
10 other people have bitched about it, blame admin for only allowing username changes once a month.
Live with it til August 11
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I don't care, just saying it's more egregious than any of my posts and wondering why @CQ_1 isn't bitching about it currently
Let dead fags lie
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I've never had black pudding, but I'd rather eat pig blood sausage than grits and collard greens again.
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you must be from New Braunfels
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Me too, but on my kid's behalf. I make my three year old try to go before we leave the house, whether he needs to or not. That's worked for all my kids so far. If that doesn't help, you can always wear a pull-up with one of your favorite characters on it.
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Whatchu hauling?
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No. Really want a Beech 18 but insurance is unlikely.
Got to build some time and get a 310 or Baron but Aztec is the better choice.
Could swing an early Lear or Citation but for the travel 1st class tickets make so much more sense.