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What event broke Pats brain the most?

My brain didn’t break, stlaker.

  • Adrienne leaving him + The Lappening

    Votes: 61 52.6%
  • Losing the lawsuit and being forced to pay the debt

    Votes: 9 7.8%
  • Losing the BDA + Dan Mullen cases

    Votes: 3 2.6%
  • Trump getting elected

    Votes: 21 18.1%
  • NormEleven

    Votes: 8 6.9%
  • Josiah

    Votes: 14 12.1%

  • Total voters
    116

Suetonius

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You do realize I was more mature than you by the age of 10, arrested developmentster? Enjoy the next 10 years (you wont).
Yeah of course but thats expected. I’ve lived in a first world country all my life. If even half of the shit in that Samatar story is true, yeah that would cause you to develop faster
 

Suetonius

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I had a much longer rambling post that nobody would have cared about, but I'll keep it brief: norm/11 and its consequences have been a disaster for Patrick's mental and physical health. He'd still be an obnoxious and self-important retard due to whatever broke his brain as a kid, or the lappening, or his growing obsession with social media and politics, but I don't think he would have become this grotesque pig monster that just drinks and grunts at his phone 16 hours a day without the redditors there disrupting his narrative and bubble he constructed for about a decade before them. Everything that he hates about himself he can never go another day ignoring and everything that made him feel special and smart has been taken away in part due to these brave men and women who risk prison daily for our amusement, and for that I thank you for your service. O7
Why I think Norm11 broke his brain more than anything is that nothing else on this list would exist without it. Norm11 literally caused the lappening photos to get out, Josiah, his lawsuit against you and Dan wouldn’t exist. He would have never had to pay the debt and face all the contempt of court shit. His police report would have never came out. Etc etc.

The only thing that had as close an impact was his divorce. But even then it hasn’t had as much long range consequences as Norm11.
 

FatPatsBaps

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Why I think Norm11 broke his brain more than anything is that nothing else on this list would exist without it. Norm11 literally caused the lappening photos to get out, Josiah, his lawsuit against you and Dan wouldn’t exist. He would have never had to pay the debt and face all the contempt of court shit. His police report would have never came out. Etc etc.

The only thing that had as close an impact was his divorce. But even then it hasn’t had as much long range consequences as Norm11.

I still think it's hilariously insane the circumstances of those photos getting found. From what I remember, they were uploaded to a folder on some GeoCities website that belonged to one of Pat's old gun buddies(?) You had to do some clever ctrl+alt+delete coding to gain access to the folder. (16, internet, dick)

It hurts my ribs by how fucking unfortunate it is for Pat that those photos were discovered.
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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There was no contemplating suicide, there was no monster. I know this because it's a story that Patrick told.

He just wanted to hijack Robin Williams' suicide and it played into his range of larping as a stand-up/alcoholic author/victim.

You're probably right. I do believe he was devasted when Ade left him but not in the way he describes it. He was probably furiously angry that somebody would dare leave Mama Raven's perfect little boy, hence the death threats, which were probably the tip of the iceberg. I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was constantly stalking her around that time and trying to intimidate her into going back to him. There's no way a narcissist as extreme as pig ever considered killing himself.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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There was no contemplating suicide, there was no monster. I know this because it's a story that Patrick told.

He just wanted to hijack Robin Williams' suicide and it played into his range of larping as a stand-up/alcoholic author/victim.

It's Annabelle's birthday month and every year she gets the gift of Patrick leaving it alone.

Ps I would vote for Twitter.
Pat is too much of a narcissist to actually contemplate killing himself. He 100% used Robin Williams suicide to find a way to make it about himself. He believes he’s the smartest and most important special popular boy in history and would never try to remove himself. If he had any actual self-awareness to see what an insane disaster of a person he is he would have killed himself years ago.

Remember - he believes all white men should act exactly like him. He actually sees himself as the gold standard model for men even though he abandoned his only daughter out of spite for his ex wife.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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You're probably right. I do believe he was devasted when Ade left him but not in the way he describes it. He was probably furiously angry that somebody would dare leave Mama Raven's perfect little boy, hence the death threats, which were probably the tip of the iceberg. I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was constantly stalking her around that time and trying to intimidate her into going back to him. There's no way a narcissist as extreme as pig ever considered killing himself.
Exactly, he also claims he did nothing wrong and the marriage ending was all her - typical of an insane narcissist - he has never been able to take any responsibility or believe he is the one at fault for anything. In his mind he is the most special popular important boy ever and everyone is thankful for his very important voice. He probably told her he would kill himself if she left but that of course was just an attempt to munipulate her.

Ade leaving broke his brain - he’s been able to convince himself off all kinds of nonsense and lies but he couldn’t make her stay and not having that control broke him. Everything he does is to “show her she messed up big time” leaving him. Just look at how he treats his current wife on social media - she’s a possession - his “second much better wife” which screams red flags.
 

RickReternal

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Pat is too much of a narcissist to actually contemplate killing himself. He 100% used Robin Williams suicide to find a way to make it about himself. He believes he’s the smartest and most important special popular boy in history and would never try to remove himself. If he had any actual self-awareness to see what an insane disaster of a person he is he would have killed himself years ago.

Remember - he believes all white men should act exactly like him. He actually sees himself as the gold standard model for men even though he abandoned his only daughter out of spite for his ex wife.
I have noticed that when the fact that he abandoned his daughter is put in front of his snout he never tries to explain citing his bad mental state at the time that Ade ruthlessly exploited, as per his blog. Instead he just brainlessly denies. So is he embarrassed to mention his suicidality (which I agree is fake)? If so, why doesn’t he delete that blog post? Contradictions like these, which could be explained by compartmentalization or denial or laziness are part of what makes piggy so interesting.
 

porquedealer

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  • Adrienne leaving him + The Lappening
  • Losing the lawsuit and being forced to pay the debt
  • Losing the BDA + Dan Mullen cases
  • Trump getting elected
  • NormEleven
  • Josiah
Losing lawsuit, BDA, Mullen, NormEleven, Trump are not really that impactful (to patrick).

Ade leaving him, broke his brain. This is when Pat died and Patrick was reborn. He then spent his time and effort retconning his twink faggot insurance salesmen life into what he portrays today. He was massively ego injured by Ade and if he was completely blindsided, then its evident he was pretty fucking dumb not to see the signs. He still, could at this time though, blame Ade so really.. its not Patricks fault, child.
Let's be fair he was also a complete fucking loser, so ade dumping him was probably the kick in the ass he needed so not entirely a bust.
besides thats all in the past. That was a different Pat

Losing the lawsuit sucked but he had already been beaten down and was adamant at that point that HE was not paying (at the time).
BDA and mullen was more just a kick in the ribs while he's was already laying in the gutter broken. None of that was his fault though... stupid judges don't know how to do their job.

Norm11 if anything was a good thing at the time, his engagement went up, he could portray his tough guy twitter persona. he can twitter dunk on trolls. people rallying around in support etc.
Same with Trump.

Josiah/space edge fucked him up real good.
At this point he hadn't lost/withdrawn the lawsuit, he thought he had massive support, as well as about to get massive exposure all while being a recently published author. This was going to be big, he could get his story out, everyone would know who he is and Patrick stock would go through the roof. There is no way he hadn't told anyone and everyone about it. After every interview you know he returned to the bar and told everyone "he just finished another interview with the Huffington Post".
Pat was winning, he had a mole, several "reporters" invested in the story, the identity of the key people cyber bullying him, OnA community were turning on each other. This in his mind could easily be a tipping point for the lawsuit too.

Then J5 happened.
He gets the first phone call and is called a fat faggot with bitchtits. hangs up.
massive dump of adrenalin and his stomach turns a bit. He walks outside of Hooli's.
This could just be a troll he thinks... Ill phone Josiah back.
Josiah answers on the number that rung him..... "uh yeah must be a lot of steel in this building"
He then gets FFwBT's again
Now its real, this was a troll, none of this is real and they are just making fun of me. I've given away details of my court case, evidence I have gathered and literally answered questions posed to me by my cyberstlakers. HOLY FUCK.
WELL it was that fucking MOLE's fault. That stupid fuck couldn't work out that Josiah was fake
Email Mole.
Mole is also a cyberbully vape thief
NONE of it was real. Not just the josiah part. NONE of it.
140IQ Patrick Tomlinson was fooled, repeatedly and constantly for the best part of a year.
No-one to blame but his own GPA, hubris and ego.
Sitting at the table of degenerate funsters he learned that he was the least smartest person in the room.

After that there is no way his personal and business relationships could be the same again. (he knows this prob why he has just doubled down on twitter, no turning back now)
The whole saga was published - there is 0% chance that mary, cat, rakunis, brinton etc have not listened to the audio (he signed an NDA after it was released). probably nikki too (maybe not immediately but there is no way she hasn't since googled her husbands name when he isn't around).
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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I think everybody is forgetting he’s a literal low iq moron who has been drinking his face off for 5+ years. Yes, there was a trigger event to bring his awful character out of the closet, but he was always destined to lead a difficult life of self sabotage.

I studied for exactly 0 minutes at a private school and graduated with a 2.4. He studied exactly 0 minutes at a rural public school and graduated with a 1.7. He can’t read, he can’t write, he can’t spell, and he literally drools on himself in public.
 

Josef Kuminski

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  • Adrienne leaving him + The Lappening
  • Losing the lawsuit and being forced to pay the debt
  • Losing the BDA + Dan Mullen cases
  • Trump getting elected
  • NormEleven
  • Josiah
Losing lawsuit, BDA, Mullen, NormEleven, Trump are not really that impactful (to patrick).

Ade leaving him, broke his brain. This is when Pat died and Patrick was reborn. He then spent his time and effort retconning his twink faggot insurance salesmen life into what he portrays today. He was massively ego injured by Ade and if he was completely blindsided, then its evident he was pretty fucking dumb not to see the signs. He still, could at this time though, blame Ade so really.. its not Patricks fault, child.
Let's be fair he was also a complete fucking loser, so ade dumping him was probably the kick in the ass he needed so not entirely a bust.
besides thats all in the past. That was a different Pat

Losing the lawsuit sucked but he had already been beaten down and was adamant at that point that HE was not paying (at the time).
BDA and mullen was more just a kick in the ribs while he's was already laying in the gutter broken. None of that was his fault though... stupid judges don't know how to do their job.

Norm11 if anything was a good thing at the time, his engagement went up, he could portray his tough guy twitter persona. he can twitter dunk on trolls. people rallying around in support etc.
Same with Trump.

Josiah/space edge fucked him up real good.
At this point he hadn't lost/withdrawn the lawsuit, he thought he had massive support, as well as about to get massive exposure all while being a recently published author. This was going to be big, he could get his story out, everyone would know who he is and Patrick stock would go through the roof. There is no way he hadn't told anyone and everyone about it. After every interview you know he returned to the bar and told everyone "he just finished another interview with the Huffington Post".
Pat was winning, he had a mole, several "reporters" invested in the story, the identity of the key people cyber bullying him, OnA community were turning on each other. This in his mind could easily be a tipping point for the lawsuit too.

Then J5 happened.
He gets the first phone call and is called a fat faggot with bitchtits. hangs up.
massive dump of adrenalin and his stomach turns a bit. He walks outside of Hooli's.
This could just be a troll he thinks... Ill phone Josiah back.
Josiah answers on the number that rung him..... "uh yeah must be a lot of steel in this building"
He then gets FFwBT's again
Now its real, this was a troll, none of this is real and they are just making fun of me. I've given away details of my court case, evidence I have gathered and literally answered questions posed to me by my cyberstlakers. HOLY FUCK.
WELL it was that fucking MOLE's fault. That stupid fuck couldn't work out that Josiah was fake
Email Mole.
Mole is also a cyberbully vape thief
NONE of it was real. Not just the josiah part. NONE of it.
140IQ Patrick Tomlinson was fooled, repeatedly and constantly for the best part of a year.
No-one to blame but his own GPA, hubris and ego.
Sitting at the table of degenerate funsters he learned that he was the least smartest person in the room.

After that there is no way his personal and business relationships could be the same again. (he knows this prob why he has just doubled down on twitter, no turning back now)
The whole saga was published - there is 0% chance that mary, cat, rakunis, brinton etc have not listened to the audio (he signed an NDA after it was released). probably nikki too (maybe not immediately but there is no way she hasn't since googled her husbands name when he isn't around).
I agree with almost all of this. I think people vastly underestimate how much of a narcissistic retard he is. He’s a bottomless pit of it. His brain will keep on breaking because his ego won’t allow him to walk away. It’s a double edge sword. On one hand it cause him to step on rake after rake, while shielding and deflecting any responsibility and culpability to why he’s in the situation he’s in.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I have noticed that when the fact that he abandoned his daughter is put in front of his snout he never tries to explain citing his bad mental state at the time that Ade ruthlessly exploited, as per his blog. Instead he just brainlessly denies. So is he embarrassed to mention his suicidality (which I agree is fake)? If so, why doesn’t he delete that blog post? Contradictions like these, which could be explained by compartmentalization or denial or laziness are part of what makes piggy so interesting.
He prob keeps it up so everyone can see he’s a victim of his big bad mean ex-wife because according to pig he did nothing wrong, why he was a perfect husband! She got brainwashed and lies to herself - even to this day!

Don’t forget he’s even convinced Niki it’s totally normal for a father to sign away the rights to his only daughter and even argued to a court he can’t be made to pay child support.
 

RickReternal

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Don’t forget he’s even convinced Niki it’s totally normal for a father to sign away the rights to his only daughter and even argued to a court he can’t be made to pay child support.
Well-hung deaf vet chad Smith maintains that that there’s no way he volitionally terminated rights, citing his experience with completely whacked-out vets who are in no way capable of being parents being drug by the ear by the courts to pay support/have contact. So that leaves Pat getting “lucky” with the family court judge or, as has long been discussed, some really sinister shit we don’t know about. Hole in that theory: Jon didn’t allude to that and he was in a position to know.
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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In his mind he is the most special popular important boy ever and everyone is thankful for his very important voice.
Right. Remember, Pat thought it would be entirely believable to the general public that someone might make a Patrick Tomlinson Superfan twitter account named for his cat and then use it to argue on his behalf. Imagine being that far up your own ass.
 

Rick Roblinson

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Don’t forget he’s even convinced Niki it’s totally normal for a father to sign away the rights to his only daughter and even argued to a court he can’t be made to pay child support.
My biggest takeaway from those tv and podcast interviews they did together is that Niki really is a dumb dopey ass bitch. I remember in one of them she was explaining away Pat's daughter situation with "He got CHEATED on and so that's why..." as if his little special-boy ego being bruised was reason enough to sign away all his parental rights and then never ever try to get any of them back. He's just gonna let Adrienne & Jon/whoever do all the child raising and then someday Annabelle will "find her way home" after she realizes what a great guy Pat really is. Most women would be disgusted with Patrick's behavior. But not Niki.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Right. Remember, Pat thought it would be entirely believable to the general public that someone might make a Patrick Tomlinson Superfan twitter account named for his cat and then use it to argue on his behalf. Imagine being that far up your own ass.
An account pretending his cat is perfectly fine but one pretending to be his toilet needs to go to prison. Pat logic!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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My biggest takeaway from those tv and podcast interviews they did together is that Niki really is a dumb dopey ass bitch. I remember in one of them she was explaining away Pat's daughter situation with "He got CHEATED on and so that's why..." as if his little special-boy ego being bruised was reason enough to sign away all his parental rights and then never ever try to get any of them back. He's just gonna let Adrienne & Jon/whoever do all the child raising and then someday Annabelle will "find her way home" after she realizes what a great guy Pat really is. Most women would be disgusted with Patrick's behavior. But not Niki.
That was when we discovered what many of us believed but hadn’t seen proof. Niki is not only a dumb bitch but a very shitty person. She’s been smart enough to keep a low profile on social media but she is a massive piece of shit. She even said their “white privilege” is used to be complete assholes to police following proper procedure in the name of black people and also in hopes to sue the city for a big pay day. She says piling on like we do is perfectly fine but only if it isn’t on them - because while being huge pieces of shit they believe they are superior to others.
 

Suetonius

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My biggest takeaway from those tv and podcast interviews they did together is that Niki really is a dumb dopey ass bitch. I remember in one of them she was explaining away Pat's daughter situation with "He got CHEATED on and so that's why..." as if his little special-boy ego being bruised was reason enough to sign away all his parental rights and then never ever try to get any of them back. He's just gonna let Adrienne & Jon/whoever do all the child raising and then someday Annabelle will "find her way home" after she realizes what a great guy Pat really is. Most women would be disgusted with Patrick's behavior. But not Niki.
I’m sure if Annabelle found out her mom cheated on her dad she would think Adrienne is an asshole. But that feeling would instantly be overcome by finding out thats why Patrick decided to never see her again. You are actively fucking over your kid because of your wifes decision. And it’s not even like Annabelle isn’t his, then I would at least understand. He has no obligation to a kid that isn’t his.
 
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