What event broke Pats brain the most?

[iBangedQuasi]

"Harta Sheekh" was a trip, sasster! Especially for a Saudi born boqster. Nice immersion, tbh. Not until 2021ish did I encounter so many deadsters.

You do realize I was more mature than you by the age of 10, arrested developmentster? Enjoy the next 10 years (you wont).

Is shitting up and derailing every thread you post in your bit, shitskin-ster? You face doxed and you look like burnt retard. Go jerk off to Muhammad some more while I piss on a quran

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I had a much longer rambling post that nobody would have cared about, but I'll keep it brief: norm/11 and its consequences have been a disaster for Patrick's mental and physical health. He'd still be an obnoxious and self-important retard due to whatever broke his brain as a kid, or the lappening, or his growing obsession with social media and politics, but I don't think he would have become this grotesque pig monster that just drinks and grunts at his phone 16 hours a day without the redditors there disrupting his narrative and bubble he constructed for about a decade before them. Everything that he hates about himself he can never go another day ignoring and everything that made him feel special and smart has been taken away in part due to these brave men and women who risk prison daily for our amusement, and for that I thank you for your service. O7

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's got to be the first one because none of the others happened.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Whenever he tumbled off his scooter and didn't tell anyone he injured his head.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Josiah

 

[Guff]

Josiah, for me. Even Pat’s narcissism would have trouble brushing away that total embarrassment. His pomposity and hubris is on full, undeniable display during those tapes. The final tape makes him look like a hysterical rube. He sounds weak and impotent.
I bet he can’t even think about it without flying into an uncontrollable oink-rage.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Josiah, for me. Even Pat’s narcissism would have trouble brushing away that total embarrassment. His pomposity and hubris is on full, undeniable display during those tapes. The final tape makes him look like a hysterical rube. He sounds weak and impotent.
I bet he can’t even think about it without flying into an uncontrollable oink-rage.

No offence to whoever Josiah is, but how Pat couldn't hear his voice and not realize he was a fraud is beyond me. The guy doesn't exactly sound like a Rhodes scholar, again no offence to him...

 

[EraGodless]

I had a much longer rambling post that nobody would have cared about, but I'll keep it brief: norm/11 and its consequences have been a disaster for Patrick's mental and physical health. He'd still be an obnoxious and self-important retard due to whatever broke his brain as a kid, or the lappening, or his growing obsession with social media and politics, but I don't think he would have become this grotesque pig monster that just drinks and grunts at his phone 16 hours a day without the redditors there disrupting his narrative and bubble he constructed for about a decade before them. Everything that he hates about himself he can never go another day ignoring and everything that made him feel special and smart has been taken away in part due to these brave men and women who risk prison daily for our amusement, and for that I thank you for your service. O7

It's hilarious that fucking with the wrong peeps online has taken Patrick's comedy "career," marathoning, book deals/publisher/agent, Hooligan's, and perhaps chance for future employment, away-- in order to get hired for certain things in the future, he would seriously have to scrub his social media accounts- but that would be damn near impossible, because a decent amount of rascals have kept the receipts.

He could leave social media tomorrow, abd while it may take awhile, he would be able to rehab his image and maybe even restart some semblance of a writing career. However, that will never happen, because his autism/retardation/Momm Raven simply won't allow the idiots to win.

 

[EraGodless]

No offence to whoever Josiah is, but how Pat couldn't hear his voice and not realize he was a fraud is beyond me. The guy doesn't exactly sound like a Rhodes scholar, again no offence to him...

Josiah did a good job in feeding into Patrick's ego (narcissists love that) and Patrick's vulnerability is that he thinks he's more important than he is and he needs to be heard, so Josiah's offer of a 8.5k expose on Huffington Post was an opportunity and perfect platform to show the world and people back in podunk Milwaukee, just how important he had become (reminder: Patrick legitimately believes he's the most famous person from his home town).

Also, Josiah sounds exactly how I think a male writer for Huffington Post would sound (no offense kid- you did a fantastic troll job for the ages).

 

[BoringFaggot]

Josiah did a good job in feeding into Patrick's ego (narcissists love that) and Patrick's vulnerability is that he thinks he's more important than he is and he needs to be heard, so Josiah's offer of a 8.5k expose on Huffington Post was an opportunity and perfect platform to show the world and people back in podunk Milwaukee, just how important he had become (reminder: Patrick legitimately believes he's the most famous person from his home town).

Also, Josiah sounds exactly how I think a male writer for Huffington Post would sound (no offense kid- you did a fantastic troll job for the ages).

It shows the depths of Pat's delusions, he's severely mentally ill.


Personally, I feel like if you were going to put on a voice to mock this place then Josiah's would be the one.

 

[UnPRePared]

I watched my family get gang raped by HIV positive Ethiopian prison guards

So there's ONE positive that came out of it!

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

His brain was broken before Josiah, but after that, he never trusted anyone again

Except Jackie Singh and the fake color purple stlaker

 

[The Talking Dead]

The year long Twitter ban and then immediately losing his blue check after he returned.

I'd go with this one too. All the other stuff obviously contributed to his broken brain a lot too but losing that Twitter account and then his blue check ensured that he'd see us as his lifelong enemy who he must defeat at all costs.

 

[EraGodless]

I'd go with this one too. All the other stuff obviously contributed to his broken brain a lot too but losing that Twitter account and then his blue check ensured that he'd see us as his lifelong enemy who he must defeat at all costs.

In language Patrick can understand- he's Gargamel and the rascals are the Smurfs.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Whenever he tumbled off his scooter and didn't tell anyone he injured his head.

Whatever caused the head scar should be added as a poll option because it actually did break his brain or at least scramble it some.

He’s had a problem from an early age though. Remember his teacher said he would argue with a fence post, and I don’t think it was a compliment. Also I think the teacher left off “and lose” from that assessment.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I went with Josiah. This was a large scale event that he could no longer control the narrative on like he could with Ade and Annabelle for example. He rages on all day everyday over this.

 

[EraGodless]

Whatever caused the head scar should be added as a poll option because it actually did break his brain or at least scramble it some.

He’s had a problem from an early age though. Remember his teacher said he would argue with a fence post, and I don’t think it was a compliment. Also I think the teacher left off “and lose” from that assessment.

It's never a compliment.

 

[EraGodless]

I went with Josiah. This was a large scale event that he could no longer control the narrative on like he could with Ade and Annabelle for example. He rages on all day everyday over this.

That's an excellent choice, because you can literally hear it when Patrick's brain breaks and some kind of version of Stealthygeek emerges. The moment Pat's 1.78 brain is able to process the 3rd time he is called a fat faggot with bitch tits, his voice changes (like something out of Me, Myself, and Irene) and he breaks out his "noooooooo child." Abd of course that eventually leads to the, "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" complete sperg meltdown. A thing of beauty that only Josiah's somewhat effeminate voice could elicit.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Adrienne and the lappening brought out "the monster"

It's been a while...did he ever directly address this and correct the record?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

There was no contemplating suicide, there was no monster. I know this because it's a story that Patrick told.

He just wanted to hijack Robin Williams' suicide and it played into his range of larping as a stand-up/alcoholic author/victim.

It's Annabelle's birthday month and every year she gets the gift of Patrick leaving it alone.

Ps I would vote for Twitter.