What did you used to jerk off to before free internet porn

Nigga we talking about '75 or what?

I used to go clubbing all the time in the early 90s, and a lot of the club kids had weird jobs. I owned a porno company, my GF was a stripper and a bunch of the regulars were strippers. Basically, you couldn't stay out at the club until 2am unless you held down some weird ass job.

I knew a few people who worked phone sex lines. 900 numbers. 2/3rds of them were trannies, and they said that most of the women working the phones were haggard old barflies, 50 years old minimum.

"Theatre of the mind" and all that.
 
I used to ride my bicycle into the ghetto and dig around in the back of used book stores. I'm 95% sure that nearly all "used book stores" were basically subsidized by the 10% of the store that was dedicated to old porno mags. Similar to how video rental stores made all of their money off of adult VHS movies, before Blockbuster came along and put them all out of business.

On a typical Saturday, I'd spend around three hours on my bicycle just to "score" twenty bucks worth of porno mags. Which was about 4 or 5.
 

Chapel

Dirty Bastard
Before the internet? Fuck even when the internet arrived in my back water Scottish town it was useless as well only had dial up.
My mate Martin was an addict, he fucking pirated Titanic on VHS because there was a nude scene and when he got broadband he was downloading multiple pornos whilst ordering dvds online. And he was recently engaged, he was off on sick with a back injury, she’s at college whilst working and the cars getting repossessed but he could splash out on porno
 
Top