What did you used to jerk off to before free internet porn

[Joe's False Teethers]

I'd stay up late to watch girls gone wild ads as well as watching scrambled channels to try and catch some nip

Of course there were the catalogues

My friends had a copy of shark attack 3 megalodon and there's a sex scene in the bathroom, funny enough the male actor was an actual faggot

We also used to pause LOTR Fellowship where Liv Tyler is wearing that see through dress. Extended edition of course

 

[guest]

Showcase Channel had some spicy animes and one time a real porno.

 

[guest]

Cinemax, I had a VCR and made my own directors cut of soft core porn. Before that was sears magazine, straight to the underwear section. It did pretty gud

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

There was always magazines found in the woods but a friend's dad had a whole closet full of old Playboy, Penthouse, Oui and others.

We were very meticulous to only take a few at a time and keep it organized exactly as found.

An odd VHS tape or two would make their way around school occasionally.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Real Sex on HBO or Cinemax after dark

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I'd stay up late to watch girls gone wild ads as well as watching scrambled channels to try and catch some nip

Of course there were the catalogues

My friends had a copy of shark attack 3 megalodon and there's a sex scene in the bathroom, funny enough the male actor was an actual faggot

We also used to pause LOTR Fellowship where Liv Tyler is wearing that see through dress. Extended edition of course

Reminded me of when me and my friend would try and pause wedding crashers when the girls are flopping back on the bed. Just sit there and take it all in then unpause

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

There was always magazines found in the woods but a friend's dad had a whole closet full of old Playboy, Penthouse, Oui and others.

We were very meticulous to only take a few at a time and keep it organized exactly as found.

An odd VHS tape or two would make their way around school occasionally.

My dad didn't have mags on account of drinking himself impotent but his boss did so when we went to his house id sneak away and find that shit, store it in my memory banks for weeks

Later on when the GameCube came out I jerked it to the big tittied chicks in soul calibur. After that I got a laptop and the rest was history

 

[NortheastPhilly]

We used to go on comcast On Demand (I dont know if that was a regional thing or if that was everywhere) and play free porn because it was safer than using your parents computer

 

[Jesse Ventura]

My dad had a cheater/scrambler box so I had quality 90s porn for a while. Also the Red Shoe Diaries and a show called Baby Blue. My brother also stole some Playboys from my dad’s friend but the guy somehow found out. He had god knows how many magazines and somehow noticed a couple missing so my dad gave them back.

I remember cranking to the cover of an All Saints CD as well.

A friend of mine also stole Playboy/Hustler magazines from stores and would stash them in some crevice under a bridge. We would all go there and rip out pages to bring home.

 

[Jizz]

my uncle randy sold illegal cable and directv black boxes so i always had the porno channels in my room. i also collected every playboy with a WWE diva in it!

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Maxium Magazine It was Alpha male like Joe Rogan then HBO used to show soft core porn with Evan Stone, child
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxim_(magazine)

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Late night Cinemax softcore porn was my weapon of choice when I was 13. I would sneak out to the living room at like 3a, mute the TV, and just crank it like there was no tomorrow. I used to just blast my loads on the carpet like a heathen, too.

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

My dad had a cheater/scrambler box so I had quality 90s porn for a while. Also the Red Shoe Diaries and a show called Baby Blue. My brother also stole some Playboys from my dad’s friend but the guy somehow found out. He had god knows how many magazines and somehow noticed a couple missing so my dad gave them back.

I remember cranking to the cover of an All Saints CD as well.

A friend of mine also stole Playboy/Hustler magazines from stores and would stash them in some crevice under a bridge. We would all go there and rip out pages to bring home.

Lucky bastard
It was mostly imagination and force of will from like 6-16 for me

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

Late night Cinemax softcore porn was my weapon of choice when I was 13. I would sneak out to the living room at like 3a, mute the TV, and just crank it like there was no tomorrow. I used to just blast my loads on the carpet like a heathen, too.

Everyone knew

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

Oh I just remembered I used to crank it to Heidi Klum in the diamond bra in the Guinness world records like 2002 or something

Now I'm ashamed I came to a coal burner

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

my uncle randy sold illegal cable and directv black boxes so i always had the porno channels in my room. i also collected every playboy with a WWE diva in it!

I have the Playboy with Stern’s interview in it signed by the model. You a Hoo Hoo fan at all?

 

[guest]

Maxium Magazine It was Alpha male like Joe Rogan then HBO used to show soft core porn with Evan Stone, child
[URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxim_(magazine)[/URL]

Nice maxim, stupid.

 

[guest]

Late night Cinemax softcore porn was my weapon of choice when I was 13. I would sneak out to the living room at like 3a, mute the TV, and just crank it like there was no tomorrow. I used to just blast my loads on the carpet like a heathen, too.

Did ya?

 

[guest]

The rev Al Johnson sucks cock and loves it. He won’t read this cause he’s a block fag

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Raid the recycling center, dig through magazines always found playboys at least, one of us had a older brother that was 25, he had subscription to Hustler