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What celebrity would you give you great joy if they died?

Dusty Dan

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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Rachel Maddow, in a tragic boxmunching accident. I guess same for pretty much all cable news talking heads, but her first.
Peter Dinkelage kind of rules. The rest can be ash under my boots.
The Station Agent is a fantastic film, but him hiding an "I got mine, pull up the stepladder" attitude behind a progressive smokescreen stinks and I don't like him. As a rule, midgets are wonderful but he's a ten-inch prick.
 
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