What celebrity would you give you great joy if they died?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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I find him even more annoying to look at all jacked. With his insanely square jaw. Get as muscular as you want, bud. The first thing anyone thinks when they look at you is still "I bet he smells bad." Go take a shit somewhere you shouldn't, you fuckin terrorist.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Bobby Kelly

Outrage culture grifters on YouTube like Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker, Yellow Flash, Quartering, etc

Critical Drinker sucks and isn't really worth discussing but I wish he was brought up more just so I'd have a excuse to call him The Cum Drinker.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

To answer your question, no I don't take it seriously.

Because you are an American and have no fucking idea who I am.

You proved that on September 1, 1997.

I don’t want to pile on but my aunt is a huge music fan of that whole era and I asked if she knew who you were by name. She said no and I said he’s the guy that took over for Phil Collins in Genesis. I didn’t explain why I asked but her follow up was saying how talented Phil was. Hand on the Bible this is a true story that happened last weekend.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Dio!

I hate that I know what you mean by that.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I don’t want to pile on but my aunt is a huge music fan of that whole era and I asked if she knew who you were by name. She said no and I said he’s the guy that took over for Phil Collins in Genesis. I didn’t explain why I asked but her follow up was saying how talented Phil was. Hand on the Bible this is a true story that happened last weekend.

You don't have to swear, it's an incredibly believable story

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You don't have to swear, it's an incredibly believable story

I’m halfway surprised that she didn’t know who he was. All that shit is way before my time so I’m not entirely sure how popular Genesis was. I just know the “In The Air Tonight” song because DMX sampled it and Eminem referenced it in “Stan.”

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I’m halfway surprised that she didn’t know who he was. All that shit is way before my time so I’m not entirely sure how popular Genesis was.

It couldn't keep up with the Super Nintendo.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It couldn't keep up with the Super Nintendo.

Tss tss

 

[UnPRePared]

I don’t want to pile on but my aunt is a huge music fan of that whole era and I asked if she knew who you were by name. She said no and I said he’s the guy that took over for Phil Collins in Genesis. I didn’t explain why I asked but her follow up was saying how talented Phil was. Hand on the Bible this is a true story that happened last weekend.

Story of my fucking life.

You don't have to swear, it's an incredibly believable story

... When you're an American especially.

I’m halfway surprised that she didn’t know who he was. All that shit is way before my time so I’m not entirely sure how popular Genesis was. I just know the “In The Air Tonight” song because DMX sampled it and Eminem referenced it in “Stan.”

Phil has an absolutely massive, and I mean massive, following in the black community. People used to joke about it over here, but that joke didn't last long because black fellas do not take kindly to talking bad about him.

It's not just Bone Thugs N Harmony, who have sampled him, it's dudes like Ice-T. He yelled at a reporter making fun of his record collection having Phil Collins albums in it. He told the guy "DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MY PHIL!"

Get yourself a woman that talks about you as fervently as Ice T talks about Phil Collins.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Story of my fucking life.



... When you're an American especially.



Phil has an absolutely massive, and I mean massive, following in the black community. People used to joke about it over here, but that joke didn't last long because black fellas do not take kindly to talking bad about him.

It's not just Bone Thugs N Harmony, who have sampled him, it's dudes like Ice-T. He yelled at a reporter making fun of his record collection having Phil Collins albums in it. He told the guy "DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MY PHIL!"

Get yourself a woman that talks about you as fervently as Ice T talks about Phil Collins.

I’ll buy her a cd of yours. Give me your best recommendation. What’s your favorite solo album? Just consider tossing my 15 year old rap songs a few views on YouTube.

 

[UnPRePared]

I’ll buy her a cd of yours. Give me your best recommendation. What’s your favorite solo album? Just consider tossing my 15 year old rap songs a few views on YouTube.

If she likes a harder sound, "She" by Stiltskin, when I first made the band my own.

Otherwise, if she prefers a softer sound (chances are likely, due to her taste for the slaphead with the Invisible Touch), I'd recommend "Makes Me Think of Home".

Please tell me you're a better rapper than Kid Rock.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If she likes a harder sound, "She" by Stiltskin, when I first made the band my own.

Otherwise, if she prefers a softer sound (chances are likely, due to her taste for the slaphead with the Invisible Touch), I'd recommend "Makes Me Think of Home".

Please tell me you're a better rapper than Kid Rock.

You want my most popular one or my favorite one?

 

[Turk February]

I know who Limmy is, lad. I'm not an avid follower, though.

I prefer mah Bimmy from over in Yankeeland instead.

By the way, that's my choice right there. Dead with a front load Nintendo up his ass.

Hate to be contrarian Turk again . But bimmy is a pioneer and a hero of mine. He's a dad now so he got lazy. But he'll always be funny to me.

 

[Nigger Jim]

Seth Rogan

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Aw, Andy's fine. His son (the one who didn't die of an overdose) should be used as a tackling dummy to cover that girl's medical bills for the rest of his life.

Nope, that fat fuck(who is so fat he has to get weighed at the KC Zoo) gets the rope too. He and his wife are letting him drive their cars to avoid having to use a breathalyzer on his own car.

I am trying to manifest him having a fatal heart attack on the sidelines. So, I can mock and troll fanboys, I know in real life.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Get yourself a woman

No.

 

[UnPRePared]

No.

It's alright, buddy, we're an Internet safe space.

Keep reaching for that rainbow in those short shorts!

 

[UnPRePared]

You want my most popular one or my favorite one?

Why not both?

Hate to be contrarian Turk again . But bimmy is a pioneer and a hero of mine. He's a dad now so he got lazy. But he'll always be funny to me.

If you want to give someone due credit then, you need to give it to his friend Mike instead. I did a deep dive during COVID on this guy and his annoying friend was really the basis of the character and wrote all the classic videos. Jimmy just acted it all out.

Seth Rogan

I'll never forgive him for ruining Kevin Smith. Clerks through Chasing Amy, I saw a semblance of talent. Then came Dogma, and I was actually impressed. Then he did three pieces of shit, met Rogen on Zack and Miri and became addicted to weed.

How the fuck do you get addicted to Weed? An ugly wife and daughter, that's how.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If you want to give someone due credit then, you need to give it to his friend Mike instead. I did a deep dive during COVID on this guy and his annoying friend

BROWN BRICKS

 

[fusciasomething]

Andrew Shultz and anyone who has ever supported him. This would eliminate a lot of the terminally online retards who seem to have no sense of what is actually funny