What are some food habits that annoy you?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m guessing this is a recurring problem between you two, where she doesn’t acknowledge that you’re capable of doing things well.

They call him Nitro because his blowjobs are da bomb.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m guessing this is a recurring problem between you two, where she doesn’t acknowledge that you’re capable of doing things well.

Yeah. She's the only person in my life who's like that. I'm actually really good at pretty much everything I've tried to get good at. She'll acknowledge that I'm a good musician and that's it. I'm a carpenter by trade (a good one) and she'll call me to fix something at her house, stand there and watch the whole time and be like "are you sure that's right?" Like, yeah I am 100% sure. YOU know nothing though, so you don't need to supervise.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They call him Nitro because his blowjobs are da bomb.

That's not why they call me that. I changed my nickname to Abe "The Flyin' Hawaiian" Vigoda anyways.

 

[Dog Eater]

Yeah. She's the only person in my life who's like that. I'm actually really good at pretty much everything I've tried to get good at. She'll acknowledge that I'm a good musician and that's it. I'm a carpenter by trade (a good one) and she'll call me to fix something at her house, stand there and watch the whole time and be like "are you sure that's right?" Like, yeah I am 100% sure. YOU know nothing though, so you don't need to supervise.

Carpentry is a good honest trade.

 

[guest]

Yeah. She's the only person in my life who's like that. I'm actually really good at pretty much everything I've tried to get good at. She'll acknowledge that I'm a good musician and that's it. I'm a carpenter by trade (a good one) and she'll call me to fix something at her house, stand there and watch the whole time and be like "are you sure that's right?" Like, yeah I am 100% sure. YOU know nothing though, so you don't need to supervise.

Is she Jewish? She sounds like a Jewish mother. If she is then she brags to everyone about what a great carpenter you are, but will never give you an inch in person.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is she Jewish? She sounds like a Jewish mother. If she is then she brags to everyone about what a great carpenter you are, but will never give you an inch in person.

How dare you.

Not Jewish but she does have some jewy tendencies.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I’m guessing this is a recurring problem between you two, where she doesn’t acknowledge that you’re capable of doing things well.

My mother is like that too except she's right.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I like how you’re supposed to spit out the wine at a wine tasting. Fuck that, I’m here to get loaded.

 

[Build Black Better]

excudes

Nice c, cupid

 

[Build Black Better]

"If the ingredient is hard to pronounce, it must be unhealthy"

Okay moron, I guess eicosapentaenoic and docosahexaenoic acids (Omega-3s) are bad for you, stupid.

"If the ingredient is natural, it must be good for you"

Okay fattie foodie, enjoy your gulit-free cane sugar, pink himalayan sea salt, and cultured butter, stupid.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It's quite specific, but then this is basically an autism thread so here goes. Usually has to be a cold day. Someone who eats soup or some other "hearty" dish, or drinks a hot cup of tea or hot chocolate or something, and does that self-satisfied "ahhhh" thing afterwards. I want to break a chair over their head. If they slurp it before too - slurp "ahhhh" - I want to give them a Billy Bats stamping with it.

I see you’re also a man of class. I fucking hate slurpers

 

[guest]

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Nice reference.

Funfact saturday, paul is the son of bart giamatti, the mlb comissioner that banned pete rose from baseball in 1990.
Bart died a week later.
Sicilian women…. Did so much… fucking..

Nice haircut, stupid.

 

[PickleRickle]

When some faggot jacks off in my food.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nice reference.

Funfact saturday, paul is the son of bart giamatti, the mlb comissioner that banned pete rose from baseball in 1990.
Bart died a week later.
Sicilian women…. Did so much… fucking..


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Nice haircut, stupid.

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There’s zero reason that Pete Rose shouldn’t be in the HOF. They’ll do it after he dies so he never gets the satisfaction.

 

[Africa.com]

There’s zero reason that Pete Rose shouldn’t be in the HOF. They’ll do it after he dies so he never gets the satisfaction.

He violated the rule so important it was plastered on every clubhouse wall in the game

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He violated the rule so important it was plastered on every clubhouse wall in the game

That was when they were trying to clean the game up. 4,256 hits and 0 steroids. I think he was the last player/manager too. This wasn’t a “Black Sox” scenario where they were betting against themselves. Poor Shoeless Joe Jackson couldn’t even read. There’s nothing wrong with betting on your own team.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

"If the ingredient is natural, it must be good for you"
Okay fattie foodie, enjoy your gulit-free cane sugar, pink himalayan sea salt, and cultured butter, stupid.

Just because something's natural doesn't mean its good for you. You know what's natural? Niggers.

 

[Africa.com]

That was when they were trying to clean the game up. 4,256 hits and 0 steroids. I think he was the last player/manager too. This wasn’t a “Black Sox” scenario where they were betting against themselves. Poor Shoeless Joe Jackson couldn’t even read. There’s nothing wrong with betting on your own team.

Lots of greenies to get those hits. But there wasn't a giant sign saying "no amphetamines" on the wall but there was a giant "no gambling" sign.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Lots of greenies to get those hits. But there wasn't a giant sign saying "no amphetamines" on the wall but there was a giant "no gambling" sign.

I do believe he got caught with a corked bat too but overall he still didn’t do steroids and he’s one of the most dynamic baseball players of all time.

 

[Africa.com]

I do believe he got caught with a corked bat too but overall he still didn’t do steroids and he’s one of the most dynamic baseball players of all time.

You ain't trying if you ain't cheatin. Pete Rose is one of the best examples of why boys shouldn't be praised too much as children