What are Pat's obviously fake gym numbers?

[Rodeo Clown]

Genuine question - Do you think he’s talented enough to get looked at for college ball?

Not now no, but considering my father and 2 1st cousins played division 1 football, my brother had an offer to several 1AA programs contingent on going to jucos for grades (he was a fuckoff in school) and I was a D3 player (and yes that's still something) I think giving how successful he was with no history this year he could develop. They're high on him in a top 100 program here. He gets off super quick, stays low is way stronger than he looks, has quick feet, runs faster than every other lineman and is in the backfield every down. They play that niggerish Miami I slide 4-3 shit which is pointless in HS. They should play an Oklahoma and use athletic ends like LBs and have a versatile 50/3 man front based on reads. They often go cover zero full man and get beat behind them too despite getting good pressure because they do a lot of hoping around instead of man to cut off the hooks in the middle and without the safeties playing deep they let receivers get behind them. My kid is fast to QB he helps prevent that, by making them throw fast. I'd like to see him play in a flex 50 where his role was more of an edge rusher. Then in 2 years yes I could see him at 265 6-4 being a legitimate college prospect at least for a MAC school type place. He was pretty good this year for never having played a down. He has 9th grade eligibility and played a bunch of varsity downs on a team that lost a district final by a point in OT. That's not too bad.He'll likely be a 3 year starter not with 6-7 years of youth football, but 2 weeks of HS practice before his first ever game as his only background. I know he's my kid, but that's still a pretty good accomplishment. He's academically a sophomore, we'll need to decide if we let him stay an extra year, you know what I want, lol.

 

[stealthygeek]

Gotta switch up those muscle groups in between sets, brotherman. Want a PST body? You better be ready to work for it.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I have a ways to go to beat Pat's fake numbers but I'm on the road to do it. Maybe I'll get a dumb Pat t-shirt and film myself benching 250.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His calves already mog fattys skinny chicken legs.

Pat is pretty much 5'11" - 6'. weight is hard to say as his arms and legs are so small with a massive bloated torso and head. I would say he is about 250.
In the flesh its startling as he looks like the people who are on medicational steroids that puff them up.
His whole posture and gait screams some sort of autism. Probably not too noticeable at cons as they all have a touch of it but in any normal situation he is likely recognized as a sperg just from this.

I would pay good money to see him pitch a baseball, do a 5x5 or spar in bjj/boxing.

I was gonna say, kid's got big legs on him. Also, if my team wore pink socks like the other fags in the first picture I'd fucking quit.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I was gonna say, kid's got big legs on him. Also, if my team wore pink socks like the other fags in the first picture I'd fucking quit.

They all do that shit for breast cancer nonsense we didn’t though lol.

 

[A House Nigger]

His gym routine is gobbling cock in the sauna.

13 years of lifting weights bro

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I have a ways to go to beat Pat's fake numbers but I'm on the road to do it. Maybe I'll get a dumb Pat t-shirt and film myself benching 250.

He says this shit expecting Ade to be following him all over SM, hanging on to his every word. Nothing can be further from the truth that she wants absolutely nothing to do with him. Given the opportunity to shit all over him and give dirt to the people who make his life a living hell, she takes the high road. She’s never reached out about child support and 6 months after Jon Died had moved on not even giving a glance back to Rick. Ade is living her best life and Rick hates that!

 

[Steve Ramone]

I've been going to the gym for a month now, still planning on beating Pat's fake numbers. Here's results from today, I didn't actually do a 1rm but according to some website this is what they'd be based on weight/reps done:

Bench: 163lbs
Squat: 250lbs
Deadlift: 330lbs

Down 8lbs too.

 

[captain_kamala]

I've been going to the gym for a month now, still planning on beating Pat's fake numbers. Here's results from today, I didn't actually do a 1rm but according to some website this is what they'd be based on weight/reps done:

Bench: 163lbs
Squat: 250lbs
Deadlift: 330lbs

Down 8lbs too.

I'm so glad I know this. Definitely worth bumping the thread for.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'm so glad I know this. Definitely worth bumping the thread for.

Your hair sucks.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

The only muscle Pat has on his entire exploded biscuit can body is in his neck from holding up that fat bloated head. If he ever tried to bench or press 250 his fucking hemorrhoids would explode.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Even 225 for Patrick is pretty hard to believe, knowing what we know about him. He’d have to go to the gym very consistently, and not just go through the motions to be benching 225
If I saw him at a bar having no idea who he is, I could believe the lie of 250 because he’s just a large dude and Id have no reason to doubt it if I was half listening to him while watching a football game.
Thats probably why he feels so comfortable lying, because his whole life people nod along and say uh-huh while focusing on the game at Hoolies.

 

[captain_kamala]

OP just posted this thread to jerk himself off with gym bros and this belongs on reddit. Please don't engage

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Zero percent chance Pat ever benched 225. He’s chronically dehydrated from all the booze so he’d be at high right to tear a muscle. I think the mini marathon is more plausible than 225.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Zero percent chance Pat ever benched 225. He’s chronically dehydrated from all the booze so he’d be at high right to tear a muscle. I think the mini marathon is more plausible than 225.

I don't recall him ever addressing the high ankle sprain debunk from when he cheated at the marathon.

 

[Steve Ramone]

OP just posted this thread to jerk himself off with gym bros and this belongs on reddit. Please don't engage

Any gym bros here will tell you how shitty my numbers are.

I figured this might be interesting because I'm actually the size Pat claims and I'm not fit at all.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I've been going to the gym for a month now, still planning on beating Pat's fake numbers. Here's results from today, I didn't actually do a 1rm but according to some website this is what they'd be based on weight/reps done:

Bench: 163lbs
Squat: 250lbs
Deadlift: 330lbs

Down 8lbs too.

I'm so glad I know this. Definitely worth bumping the thread for.

Congrats, @Steve Ramone. You managed to bore someone who willingly listens to Starship Fonzie.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Your hair sucks.

She should hit you with a fold-up chair for that.

 

[Udders]

I've always loved that picture of the attic gym where fatso autisticly stores the weight plates heaviest side first to the lightest on the outside. Proof he's never and will never touch them.