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What are Pat's obviously fake gym numbers?

AliceWorquer

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His bench press max was supposedly 250.
He had a series of tweets spread over a couple months showing tweeting his progress from 225 to 250.
When he tweeted about 250, he said "300 soon" or some delusional bullshit.
We were split on whether he actually lifted it and on whether he was really bench pressing or just using some machine press.
The people who argued that he really benched 250 thought it had to be real because of the progress tweets, since not even piggy would be deranged enough to set up a months long stream of bullshit tweets ( lol ).

He tweeted about deadlifting a couple times - once talking about 225 and another time about 275.
Not sure if those were working sets or maxes, or if he even knows how to actually deadlift.

He's never done a squat in his life, which you can tell by just looking at his lower body.
If Patrick can take a picture to brag about something he'll fucking do it. He filmed himself twirling a baton and waving a gun around like a fucking retard because he thought it would make him look tough. If he could even get close to lifting what he says he can he would have shown the whole world by now. I'd be very surprised if he could do 10 pushups. His arms are freakishly small for someone that fat.
 
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His calves already mog fattys skinny chicken legs.

Pat is pretty much 5'11" - 6'. weight is hard to say as his arms and legs are so small with a massive bloated torso and head. I would say he is about 250.
In the flesh its startling as he looks like the people who are on medicational steroids that puff them up.
His whole posture and gait screams some sort of autism. Probably not too noticeable at cons as they all have a touch of it but in any normal situation he is likely recognized as a sperg just from this.

I would pay good money to see him pitch a baseball, do a 5x5 or spar in bjj/boxing.
Prednisone Pat.
 

Uncle Floyd

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He said he could bench 250, which means he had two plates, two tens and two 2.5s on the bar. Nobody fucking does that. MAYBE if you were going for a 1rm you'd use the smaller increments, but a 250 max is low for someone who can baton twirl two 60-pound dumbbells.

(I can't talk about pushing weight anymore. I have brittle old man joints so anything over 185 and I'm snap, crackle, popping my elbows. Don't age, brothermen.)
 

Steve Ramone

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He said he could bench 250, which means he had two plates, two tens and two 2.5s on the bar. Nobody fucking does that. MAYBE if you were going for a 1rm you'd use the smaller increments, but a 250 max is low for someone who can baton twirl two 60-pound dumbbells.

(I can't talk about pushing weight anymore. I have brittle old man joints so anything over 185 and I'm snap, crackle, popping my elbows. Don't age, brothermen.)
My program I add 5lbs to bench and squat every time so I'm throwing those little guys on a lot but yeah, when you brag numbers you're giving your 1rm and nobody's bothering with +/- 5lbs on a big 1rm
 

Uncle Floyd

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My program I add 5lbs to bench and squat every time so I'm throwing those little guys on a lot but yeah, when you brag numbers you're giving your 1rm and nobody's bothering with +/- 5lbs on a big 1rm
That's a good point. I was doing one of Mike Isratel's programs when I was recovering from an injury. It has you increase chest and arms 5 pounds and legs 10 pounds every week, so you definitely use those small weights.

But that's for multiple sets and reps. 250 just sounds like such a weird number to give for a bench max.
 
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How Pat lifts plates:

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Starting up in the gym again after a long hiatus and I think it would be a fun challenge to try to beat his painfully fake and inflated numbers.

If I can recall I think he said he can bench 225 or something. Has he ever talked about squats or deadlifts?
Even worse it is the "250". This is a benchmark number that everyone on the internet was able to bench to prove on the internet to complete strangers that will never ask for video verification or have the ability to see you do it in person how much of a strong man they were. It's a complete meme and of course Pat quotes it directly because he is the soft doughy mother fucker that has never advanced in the gym that the meme is based on. FAT
 
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Just so you know the endurance is the problem here not the strength. Tons of guys blow by 18 that are not lineman and fail pretty quick right after it. So when Pat says he does 225 a guy his size doing 6-8 reps is doable though I doubt he can because his arms would get some development from holding the weight static despite it being a chest exercise.
 

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Child, my child is similar in size to you maybe 6-1.5 230-5 ish he may be around 228 now he said the other day. He can do a set of 6 on the bench at 225 comfortably and 185 for I think 17 reps now. He can max and hasn't tried to go higher 265 without a real struggle. I don't really encourage it as he's just 15. He squats with 3 plates and 2 25s for 6 reps so 365s this is all for his team lifts also with no struggle. They won't let him go higher. His dead lift he has done 4 plates, it is not regular exercise and the behind the neck shoulder press he has done 135 which is all they'll allow. He's a big kid and had never touched a weight before September except joking. He came home on their first day saying he struggled benching 135 and I said it's a parlor trick, give it a few days at your size because you have a lot of natural strength and in like 4 sessions he was doing 185. The long haired kid in blue shoes is him. He still has pretty skinny looking arms too in some of pics so do a lot of these kids but his legs and Jackie hands will help him.View attachment 231663



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Is this jv ball or some all white private league? Everyone else is Jim Norton sized.
 
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Anything physical with him is a total lie. He is effeminate and incredibly insecure. The 'gym pat' character is such obvious cope.

He is a gigantic pussy who calls the police when people say mean things online. Files for restraining orders because a funster was sitting at a bar down the street from him.

He pushed 250 lbs. on the chest press machine once and started claiming he "benches 250". One look at him and anyone who knows the first thing about working out would have a good laugh at that.

I believe he finished a half marathon once, yipee. Then never stopped shutting the fuck up about it. He would keel over if he had to run a 5K today.

He is not 6 feet tall. Probably more like a portly 5'10".....the thing with Rick is he really isn't fat. He has the leaner skinny kind of build to him but the endless flow of beer and brats down his gullet have created a doughy cushion around his whole body. There is no muscle on him at all.

Trained and experienced fighter. Maybe, with plastic light sabers.

The cunt posted a pic of his work on an exercise bike once. He was on there for an hour and burned 400 calories. That's almost hard to bike that lazily for an entire hour.

Dumb cunt Nikki deserves to watch his tits balloon until his heart explodes.
 
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Is this jv ball or some all white private league? Everyone else is Jim Norton sized.
Are you high they're not, some of the kids are smaller like any HS but the school is a midsize school so they have quite a few bigger kids and the opponent here had 3 bigger lineman that were 6-2, 6-3 none were that good though and one is part of the double team on my kid's right I guess 2 are out of frame or maybe not in play on that down. Nobody is particularly short my kid is nearly 6-2 I doubt many kids on his team are below 5-10 even backs. 32 is nearly his height 210 and a back. This was JV, him and my son got playing time in varsity games too, yes it is white privilege we have only like 2-3 groids locally and even in the area not many but don't worry when we meet them in the playoffs we beat them historically just like North Bergen did to the Jersey City teams, Just as a reference the coaches aren't all 5 foot tall lol.
 

Kurt_Love

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Are you high they're not, some of the kids are smaller like any HS but the school is a midsize school so they have quite a few bigger kids and the opponent here had 3 bigger lineman that were 6-2, 6-3 none were that good though and one is part of the double team on my kid's right I guess 2 are out of frame or maybe not in play on that down. Nobody is particularly short my kid is nearly 6-2 I doubt many kids on his team are below 5-10 even backs. 32 is nearly his height 210 and a back. This was JV, him and my son got playing time in varsity games too, yes it is white privilege we have only like 2-3 groids locally and even in the area not many but don't worry when we meet them in the playoffs we beat them historically just like North Bergen did to the Jersey City teams, Just as a reference the coaches aren't all 5 foot tall lol.
The navy blue offensive line is averaging 5'6 165 lbs tops.
 
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Is this jv ball or some all white private league? Everyone else is Jim Norton sized.
I was informed by my son he was 74.5 inches tall on his physical and he weighed 237 the other day, he was 245 when the season began. He also said the tackle to his right was like 6-4 but Richmond the team was small and that I have this pic i send where he seems like he's 6-10 amongst them they're all so tiny. So I guess I was off by an inch on his height he's closer to 6-3 these kids were mostly like 5-10 they did have 2 big tackles but they double teamed him all day and he still ran wild all over them. So you don't get you get a bad image everybody is a shrimp here's a shot from a varsity game against a giant kid who supposedly is D1 commit to some MAC school here not sure Eastern, Western or Central he's like 6-6 310. John was still in the backfield every down despite the kid holding nonstop, this was before he started playing any end where he was really able to use his speed too. Plus this mongrel also pulled his hair lol. John is a 9th grade eligibility too playing against a 12th grader here in a varsity game, at this point he has maybe 50-60 days of football under his belt. The other kids were not Jim Norton sized though,lol.

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I was informed by my son he was 74.5 inches tall on his physical and he weighed 237 the other day, he was 245 when the season began. He also said the tackle to his right was like 6-4 but Richmond the team was small and that I have this pic i send where he seems like he's 6-10 amongst them they're all so tiny. So I guess I was off by an inch on his height he's closer to 6-3 these kids were mostly like 5-10 they did have 2 big tackles but they double teamed him all day and he still ran wild all over them. So you don't get you get a bad image everybody is a shrimp here's a shot from a varsity game against a giant kid who supposedly is D1 commit to some MAC school here not sure Eastern, Western or Central he's like 6-6 310. John was still in the backfield every down despite the kid holding nonstop, this was before he started playing any end where he was really able to use his speed too. Plus this mongrel also pulled his hair lol. John is a 9th grade eligibility too playing against a 12th grader here in a varsity game, at this point he has maybe 50-60 days of football under his belt. The other kids were not Jim Norton sized though,lol.

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Genuine question - Do you think he’s talented enough to get looked at for college ball?
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Iis probably one of those pull up machines that counterweight for people that cant do real ones.
None of this makes sense. There is no chance in hell Pat could do 3 pullups, let alone 20.

Gym Pat was a major LARP in the hopes of making Adrienne jealous
 
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