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FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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The People's Temple:
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Hold on! Hold on! We got one from Snoway. Snoway in Michigan?

"Hey what's up guys? How about - "
"Hold on, how's the... how's the uh... your Pistons doing? What happened to the Pistons?"
"Uh, I don't really pay attention"
"Oh come on. Okay, what do you got for us?"
"I got Jehovah's Fatness"
"What? We couldn't hear you. These fucking phones. Would it kill them to get phones that work? Fuck, he had a great line too."
 

Hudson

I've never believed that Pat swatted himself

......until I saw the handwriting comparisons on his sign he put on his door and the "vandalism" on his bike and home. Now I'm not so sure.

If he's capable of faking vandalism for Twitter sympathy (which he obviously did) then anything's possible.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
I've never believed that Pat swatted himself

......until I saw the handwriting comparisons on his sign he put on his door and the "vandalism" on his bike and home. Now I'm not so sure.

If he's capable of faking vandalism for Twitter sympathy (which he obviously did) then anything's possible.
And him implying SWATTing with those fake voice mails and vandalism is a huge fat red flag.
 
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