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Speaking of cults, reminder that Patrick was cozy with Scientology for years participating in their writing competition, and now pretends he was not aware up until like 2015 what Scientology was about. This is despite being a militant atheist online going back to the 00s, living in Clearwater FL (massive presence of the church), and being a science fiction aficionado (L Ron Hubbard being one of the best known scifi authors in US history).

VERDICT: fat liar!
 

Jenna

If God truly loved you He'd have made you taller
Speaking of cults, reminder that Patrick was cozy with Scientology for years participating in their writing competition, and now pretends he was not aware up until like 2015 what Scientology was about. This is despite being a militant atheist online going back to the 00s, living in Clearwater FL (massive presence of the church), and being a science fiction aficionado.

VERDICT: fat liar!

Remember that retarded media storm when Tom Cruise married Katie Holmes? Jumping on the couch, yelling at Matt Lauer about drugs, all that? The top story on every media cycle was look at this crazy Scientologist. It's like living through 9/11 but then not finding out about Muslims til 2004.
 
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