We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

We get it Shane, stop bragging about being raped with a knife! We can’t all be as lucky as you

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

there's a crocodile dundee joke here but i'm not funny

Hannah Gadsby would be more apropos.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

A day later this guy still baffles me.

He’s pretending he’s a retired tech expert despite clearly living in abject poverty on welfare. He claims to be some kind of extra judicial vigilante Jason Bourne style secret agent despite patently being incredibly fat and physically and mentally incapable of maintaining a basic standard of independent living, let alone being a dark works CIA operative.

He tries very hard to come across as a tough guy who’s never met his match and who we should all be terrified of crossing, yet he’s the biggest open wound whining pussy I’ve seen in my life. He wears all of his trauma on his sleeve like he’s a meetoo’d actress. If you really were raped by a butter knife why the FUCK would you ever tell anybody that?

I feel sorry for him, his whole essence makes me feel depressed and gross. I don’t want people like that anywhere near me, or anywhere near children. If I had his life I would kill myself. No jokes here. I’d kill myself.

What's so confusing? The guy is crazier than a shithouse rat. And like the insane homeless man babbling on the subway car, he desperately wants attention, so he's lavishing in all this. Y'all niggers are gonna get tired of this long before he does. Pat ultimately doesn't want our attention (just positive attention). This guy is nutty enough he's fine with anything.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's tied to his girlfriend's weight gain.

I was just about to make that joke..

 

[Jenna]

there's a crocodile dundee joke here but i'm not funny

I'm trying to craft one about the babysitter not knowing what butter is so she thought a butter knife's sole purpose is to be stuck in someone's butt.

 

[BoomerSperg]

how would you get raped by a butterknife

why a butterknife

i have questions

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Shane, do you like my artwork?

 

[handsomeblue]

You are mentally ill, Shane.
You are going to fat camp, Shane.

You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease tweeting to no-one about this forum. Continuing to do so constitutes felony internet harassment. Do not contact this forum again.

Await the knock from the dietitians, quietly now. Quietly is the key, little fat baby boy kiddo infant child.

Enjoy fat camp, stlaker.
Your excess pounds will be neutralized on site.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Hannah Gadsby would be more apropos.

Cawl that a roipe? This is a roipe!

 

[SFWA liaison]

Listen @barfyman362 No you cannot rape my lolcow with a butter knife

 

[BUBBLER]

this nigger is turning into a mexican tourguide to pass the time

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You think he cannonballed and now the cenote is just a ditch?

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[💩💩💩💩]

I'm bored. You're boring. An amusing, but one note, moment in Patstory

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

I read a post recently from a user on KiwiFarms who says they saw Shane Edward Nokes in a public park in Portland Oregon trying to take upskirt photos of little girls (5-7 yrs old).

Note: This claim is unverified, this is only alleged and I am just relaying the message from KF. That being said, Shane Nokes certainly fits the personality type of being a deeply perverted sexual deviant and pedophile; his day-to-day language is deeply sexualized, he's obsessed with the issue of trans children, and has deep-ceded problems with ever-constant rage. He grew up closer to his mother (emasculated), was bullied, and was a victim of sexual abuse himself. He displays a general lack of empathy to all others and in particular to animals (wanted to dump his cats outside in winter to die) and children.

He's clearly deeply, deeply mentally disturbed, and fits all the psychological traits one would expect from a child molester and active pedophile who poses a direct, predaotry danger to the children of Portland & Renton. Again, this is all just hearsay and assumptions; so far no hard evidence has been uncovered to confirm KiwiFarms' claim.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Investigate my wiener, nerd

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Shane Nokes is a fat faggot with bitch tits (so is his wife). A GOOSH!

 

[Turk February]

We become what we pretend to be
So we must be careful not to fantasize about retiring in our early 40s because of seizures and muscle spasm caused by mom smoking ciggies when pregnant

 

[The Greaseman]

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Investigate my wiener, nerd

You should investigate and coordinate losing weight

 

[guest]

I can't believe it's not child rape!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Investigate my wiener, nerd

Yes you did you fat idiot, you make it sound like you personally took down major international terrorists and personally attended their trials to see their faces when they are sentenced. He can’t even keep track of his tough guy bullshit. Remember he said he had ptsd from having to deal with putting such evil people in prison?