We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[HotDogJoe]

This guy is very Joe-esque with his overuse of emojis.

They're a bunch of chucklefucks! I'm definitely not raging right now

 

[Jenna]

Gun to my head I couldn't name a fourth Oregon city apart from Portland, Eugene, and Corvalis, and I can only name the second two because of college football.

Lol their capital is "Salem". Your retarded state is still burning witches.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I propose we double down on his fat gf and make her a victim of circumstance. See if he keeps loffin

 

[MonsterSteve]

He’s “opening this up” yet nobody cares and not even getting any interactions

 

[Udders]

Shane Nokes is a groomer and in my opinion has likely touched at least three children inappropriately so far.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

H

Well said

 

[SFWA liaison]

if Admin is babysitting us, someone please hide the butter knives

 

[captain_kamala]

His fat gf's fb reviews. CW: Pants passing and orgasms.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Shane, please stop harassing the good people on this forum

 

[FranksWirecutters]

That's under NDA

 

[NoBacon]

A day later this guy still baffles me.

He’s pretending he’s a retired tech expert despite clearly living in abject poverty on welfare. He claims to be some kind of extra judicial vigilante Jason Bourne style secret agent despite patently being incredibly fat and physically and mentally incapable of maintaining a basic standard of independent living, let alone being a dark works CIA operative.

He tries very hard to come across as a tough guy who’s never met his match and who we should all be terrified of crossing, yet he’s the biggest open wound whining pussy I’ve seen in my life. He wears all of his trauma on his sleeve like he’s a meetoo’d actress. If you really were raped by a butter knife why the FUCK would you ever tell anybody that?

I feel sorry for him, his whole essence makes me feel depressed and gross. I don’t want people like that anywhere near me, or anywhere near children. If I had his life I would kill myself. No jokes here. I’d kill myself.

 

[captain_kamala]

I got gangraped by a pair of child safe scissors

 

[Clint Ruin]

You can just post here directly, Shane. You don't have to flirt from a distance.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He keeps spreading the gospel.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s claiming we have CP

 

[BUBBLER]

Why does this thread grow by 10 pages every time I drop back in?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A day later this guy still baffles me.

He’s pretending he’s a retired tech expert despite clearly living in abject poverty on welfare. He claims to be some kind of extra judicial vigilante Jason Bourne style secret agent despite patently being incredibly fat and physically and mentally incapable of maintaining a basic standard of independent living, let alone being a dark works CIA operative.

He tries very hard to come across as a tough guy who’s never met his match and who we should all be terrified of crossing, yet he’s the biggest open wound whining pussy I’ve seen in my life. He wears all of his trauma on his sleeve like he’s a meetoo’d actress. If you really were raped by a butter knife why the FUCK would you ever tell anybody that?

I feel sorry for him, his whole essence makes me feel depressed and gross. I don’t want people like that anywhere near me, or anywhere near children. If I had his life I would kill myself. No jokes here. I’d kill myself.

These clowns are Fucking Morons! Kill myself? They’re so stupid, I’ll be dead in less than a year from my awful health. JOKES ON YOU, LOSERS

 

[MonsterSteve]

Hey fatso, Halo Infinite stunk and it bombed.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Why does this thread grow by 10 pages every time I drop back in?

It's tied to his girlfriend's weight gain.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Shane's BDSM femdom fantasy kit