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We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

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UncleAnthonyCumia said:
Has a $1300 phone, and a prepaid phone plan. Makes total sense to me. This guy is just so much more intelligent than we are. I mean I only went to Tulane, how can I be smarter than a fat neck beard with bad hygiene who posts reviews of medical providers who were insensitive, and who has blood pressure spikes at a dentists office. He’s a real tough guy who’s rich boys. We better leave this one alone. He’s already gotten us 35 years. Better not make it life or the death penalty for busting his balls, fellas. Let’s just leave this future President alone.
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He has to be telling the truth, it's not like fat neckbeards are known for lying on the internet. Can you imagine being a supposed crusader for justice who laughs as criminals cry in court, yet you nearly stroke out from getting your teeth cleaned?
 
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He has to be telling the truth, it's not like fat neckbeards are known for lying on the internet. Can you imagine being a supposed crusader for justice who laughs as criminals cry in court, yet you nearly stroke out from getting your teeth cleaned?
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I got a root canal and that fucking hurt, and I didn’t stroke out. My own damn fault for all the bad shit I did to my teeth for years. He’s postured himself as some intelligent tough guy FBI undercover agent. Yet he almost has a stroke at getting his teeth cleaned.
 
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He has to be telling the truth, it's not like fat neckbeards are known for lying on the internet. Can you imagine being a supposed crusader for justice who laughs as criminals cry in court, yet you nearly stroke out from getting your teeth cleaned?
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I'm holding out hope he is a troll playing the long game hoping to make it into the internet copypasta hall of fame. Otherwise, he is painfully embarrassing.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
 
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I got a root canal and that fucking hurt, and I didn’t stroke out. My own damn fault for all the bad shit I did to my teeth for years. He’s postured himself as some intelligent tough guy FBI undercover agent. Yet he almost has a stroke at getting his teeth cleaned.
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His one redeeming quality is not having kids. At least he knows that he and his sweathog wife are genetic atrocities and as such should not reproduce.
 
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UncleAnthonyCumia said:
He said we’re getting 35 years. I’d get time over here in Australia. They might reopen Fremantle or Boggo Road and give me hard labour. I don’t know if Shane Nokes knows that prison here in Australia is a resort thanks to the Labor Party. It’s like going on a Disney Cruise for years. Hell they even have a footy league for prisoners over here in Brisbane.
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I’ll give you some ‘hard labour.’
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
Jesus christ, just make an account already. This communicating through two sites is retarded. If you want to respond to people here just sign in instead of being a spaz and responding on twitter.

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Just start posting, Shane. You've pretty much seen the extent of what will be said. You've got a (very) thick hide. Who knows, maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
 
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