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We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

PorqueDealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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huehuehue what they don't know is that I intentionally stay morbidly obese and unemployed as COVER.
All these cheeto's and mountain dew? COVER
Why would i have to beg for funds to move? thats just a COVER, im actually successful and retired from a high paying job.
OBFUSCATION IS KEY
no one can steal my hot supermodel wife from me because I disguised her as a landwhale (pst thats my obfuscation at work)
I intentionally act retarded and fat, its all a COVER
You guys wouldnt understand, its all for my secret club of followers ( who think im badass and not fat)
 

Toddcast

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huehuehue what they don't know is that I intentionally stay morbidly obese and unemployed as COVER.
All these cheeto's and mountain dew? COVER
Why would i have to beg for funds to move? thats just a COVER, im actually successful and retired from a high paying job.
OBFUSCATION IS KEY
no one can steal my hot supermodel wife from me because I disguised her as a landwhale (pst thats my obfuscation at work)
I intentionally act retarded and fat, its all a COVER
You guys wouldnt understand, its all for my secret club of followers ( who think im badass and not fat)
You can say, he's kinda like James Bond. But fat, retarted and broke.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

Opie Simp
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shane nokes is a pedophile 7.png


 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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"911 what's your emergency?"

"hello, I hacked a site, aka committed a crime, and would like to turn over the stolen data to you so you can violate every rule of evidence imaginable"

this nigga must be on disability for mental retardation

"BBCode" is the tags [/B][/I][/U] etc to format the text, it has absolutely nothing to do with the way databases are secured and makes no sense to bring up at all

when he called it "BB" he probably means MyBB, a popular forum software which this site does not use

what I'm trying to convey here is that Jón Frímann is less delusional and less fat than this guy
 
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guest

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Shane when I compared your wife to a barnyard animal and hoped she'd dash your brains out with a well-timed kick I was going through a hard time. I know you're reading this and you're a good person so please don't take my little joke about your wife needing iron shoes on her feet seriously.
 
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