We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[guest]

You guys are so brave I'm too tense to dilate right now and here you are staring down the barrel of a life sentence with such insouciance. Clearly a bunch of sociopathic stlakers who I can't believe I allowed myself to be gaslit and brainwashed by.

 

[captain_kamala]

So if I'm going to prison
Should I keep my hair braided that would be really good for growth
OR
Leave my natural hair loose so I can stunt on bitches?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Serious question: how does a couple with all that gunt actually have sex?

Stinky fat slapping

 

[The Greaseman]

God damn! How does he always stay one step ahead?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

'bonita' is kind of a very misleading name for her

 

[FamilyDollar]

Boys, does anyone have a way to contact Quasi? This is looking really serious. If he's in our mainframe, it may be time to start nuking accounts.

Godspeed gentlemen. Hope to god he doesn't have a man on the inside.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Ooga's behind all of this fawwwk

 

[guest]

Who the fuck is he tweeting to?

Us. He's our pig now.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Well now just fucking look at ya!
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The data is safely backed up in a secure location.
It's stored with all the voicemails patrick received saying his SSN number and murder threats.
Game over for us now lads.
Shane was right, we messed with the wrong guy and he is a total (fat disabled unemployed) badass.
what? he didnt post any screenshots/file sizes/names/etc?
Well neither did Patrick and everything he said is totally true.
Im logging off now, the lights on my router are flashing like crazy, I think Shane is in there stealing my Wifi Storage and uploading it to an NSA satellite

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Let's pretend here for a minute
Let's say there is damning evidence on these forums of illegal activities against Pat.
Now let's pretend another guy stole the data and sent this to law enforcement.
Wouldn't all that evidence now be inadmissible in court since it was gotten illegally?
Youd think a guy larping as a cop for 30 years would know this.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Looks like Tommy Tomlinson’s got some competition for person with most different careers. He was at the Department of Labor too!View attachment 102909
“I worked for the DoL so that means I know everything about jobs numbers and you know nothing. Never mind that I was the window sweep.”

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He really likes to use his unverified cybersecurity experience as some kind of prison threat.

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He was a special boy college genius at the age of 9!

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Ol' brainiac fatbody got raped at 9 into being a genius. That's a hell of a molestation.

Hey fatso were you raped by the ice cream man or the twinkies guy?

Because you're fat and gay.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

So if I'm going to prison
Should I keep my hair braided that would be really good for growth
OR
Leave my natural hair loose so I can stunt on bitches?

 

[Imager]

I leave the forum for a few hours to work and spend time with family and come back to this gloriousness.

Mel has blessed us today.

Mar 20, 2023, brothermen.

Can someone please inform him that Patrick literally has a no-win rate against us? How Patrick met BDA and took him to court and nothing happened? How is this retard going to succeed where Patrick has consistently failed?

Anyhow, he still could be the real deal. Heads on swivels folks!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nice Abe Simpson hairline on your fat and retarded chick. Oink.

 

[Imager]

Also, he was in a car wreck that crippled him for life AND raped as a kid. To be a perpetual victim for 30+ years is impressive!

 

[The Greaseman]

Hey you fat faggot.

How come you're not reposting anything about me calling you a fat faggot with a wife you bought from a farm? Tell your secret followers about that - about how I'm calling you a fat, lazy, autistic faggot with a big fat wife.


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Haha these fools! They can't understand that I'm morbidly obese by design!

 

[Imager]

Nice Abe Simpson hairline on your fat and retarded chick. Oink.

Her sandals look like they are about to explode.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Hey newfatguy, I did some research for you. This is really important info, so read every word carefully.

From the article, found here: https://morningsteel.com/can-weight-gain-reduce-penis-size/


"In fact, it’s estimated that for every 30 to 50 lbs. of weight you gain, you will lose a full inch of your visible penis.

If weight gain continues into the realm of morbid obesity, this condition can result in what’s known as Buried Penis.

This describes a penis that has all but disappeared into the fat pad, and it is often accompanied by erectile issues, hygiene problems, and urinary tract infections.

In particularly advanced cases of buried penis syndrome, doctors may actually recommend surgery to “cut” the penis free of the encasing fat and skin.

Even with treatment, one study of 18 different reports indicates that it can take years to resolve the situation.

Weight Gain & Reduced Penis Size – A Comprehensive Solution​

While buried penis syndrome may be the worst-case scenario, it is far from the only issue at work here.

After all, most overweight men also experience low self-esteem, reduced stamina, and a loss of sexual sensation.

There might also be circulatory issues, which can lead to decreased penile blood flow.

If prolonged, this can cause tissue damage known as penile atrophy, which will further shrink the penis.

If that happens, even losing weight won’t help recover the lost length."

 

[guest]

Let's pretend here for a minute
Let's say there is damning evidence on these forums of illegal activities against Pat.
Now let's pretend another guy stole the data and sent this to law enforcement.
Wouldn't all that evidence now be inadmissible in court since it was gotten illegally?
Youd think a guy larping as a cop for 30 years would know this.

Excuse me are you a cyberterrorism expert who works closely with the FBI, CIA, NSA, Secret Service and local law enforcement or are you a pedophile? Shane this one's a pedophile trace his IP address before he offends again!

 

[Hoolies]

Hey newfatguy, I did some research for you. This is really important info, so read every word carefully.

From the article, found here: found here: https://morningsteel.com/can-weight-gain-reduce-penis-size/


"In fact, it’s estimated that for every 30 to 50 lbs. of weight you gain, you will lose a full inch of your visible penis.

If weight gain continues into the realm of morbid obesity, this condition can result in what’s known as Buried Penis.

This describes a penis that has all but disappeared into the fat pad, and it is often accompanied by erectile issues, hygiene problems, and urinary tract infections.

In particularly advanced cases of buried penis syndrome, doctors may actually recommend surgery to “cut” the penis free of the encasing fat and skin.

Even with treatment, one study of 18 different reports indicates that it can take years to resolve the situation.

Weight Gain & Reduced Penis Size – A Comprehensive Solution​

While buried penis syndrome may be the worst-case scenario, it is far from the only issue at work here.

After all, most overweight men also experience low self-esteem, reduced stamina, and a loss of sexual sensation.

There might also be circulatory issues, which can lead to decreased penile blood flow.

If prolonged, this can cause tissue damage known as penile atrophy, which will further shrink the penis.

If that happens, even losing weight won’t help recover the lost length."

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.