Atta boy, Joe! Brave when everyone else is fearful and all that. Never mind that even Elon's brother has been dumping the stock.
A fool and his brother's money are soon parted.
A fool and his brother's money are soon parted.
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We’re closer than ever before to a Pig and Cow clash
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Invest in BACON EGG AND CHEESE
I hope he's lying. Why would he be shaking and crying at having to pay more for soda one minute, then doing this dumb shit the next? Doesn't he still have to buy some new teeth? Didn't the Hag crack her hip recently? He has to be lying. There's too many bills coming up that would eat all that up.
Did he sell one of his uncle's guitars recently?
Did he sell one of his uncle's guitars recently?
I love how fox news rotted his tiny mind is, that will show those Libtards
For those who want to keep track of Joe's losses, he posted this around 11:25 AM EST on Friday. If he posted this immediately after buying his shares, he got in around $245 a share and bought about 40 shares.
TSLA closed at $239.43 and after hours it was down to $235.25. So currently he's down about $400 already. Plus the futures markets look horrible right now. We'll get a good idea of what Joe's day is going to look like at 4 AM EST when the pre-market numbers come up. Every $25/share TSLA falls, Joe loses $1,000.
TSLA closed at $239.43 and after hours it was down to $235.25. So currently he's down about $400 already. Plus the futures markets look horrible right now. We'll get a good idea of what Joe's day is going to look like at 4 AM EST when the pre-market numbers come up. Every $25/share TSLA falls, Joe loses $1,000.
JasperB
Shows he is most likely just loying about the whole stock thing. Joe wants to look like a cool, savvy, well-read guy with tons of expendable funds that is doing the right thing to support Elon Musk right now. True story or not, he will either double down about the stock purchase and show how he’s not worried whatsoever about losing even more money on Monday or just move on to whatever cow-brained thought enters his skill; maybe post some shitty egg dish or used guitar equipment purchase.
Joe doesn't have ten grand. Joe would have a tough time coming up with $300 cash
Good start, Joe
Pat says he’s shorting = Stock goes up
Good start, Joe
Joe says he’s buying = Stock goes down
The only similarity between Tom Morello and Joe Cumia is that they are both mixed race. Joe loves to cosplay any guitarist who uses a pedalboard filled with worthless MXR bottom shelf reverb, chorus, distortion, was, etc
You could've just multiplied the $10k by the percentage drop
I'm heavily invested in betting on Latvian water polo matches
They’re increasing the tariffs tomorrow on china too. This stock is going nowhere but down
math isn't Sue's thing
I read China is Tesla's second biggest market and no Chinamen are going to buy Teslas with all these tariffs when they can get a gook electric for way cheaper. I hope he didn't use Layla's college fund for this!