Brotherman !
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We’re closer than ever before to a Pig and Cow clash
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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I think Layla will at least be the first Cumia to graduate from high school!
I remember the fat kid who really fucking hated niggers
Good start, Joe
When brother Joe has bigger balls than you and makes you look like a fool, it might be time to delete your account.
hilarious when daddy trump makes #libtards get all emotional and cant see the forest from the trees, #keepAmericagreat.
. nice having the same takes as Patrick tomlinson. how embarrassing ^_^
Unnecessary volatility in global markets is always good. Sorry, I must’ve forgot.
You're a literal retard.
Joe Mush
That was spent a long time ago on Trmup trading cards.
I’m doing it
Best of luck, I'd rather spend it on blow, at least you'd get something out of it.
Resurrecting this thread to give BroJoe some credit for his TSLA play. It's up to $364 after hours and might print tomorrow. It's for the complete opposite reasons BroJoe invested (Trump caving on his tariffs and now they're getting smacked down by the courts, Elon backing away from his government role over the last month and now getting out completely), but still. BroJoe's made a little coin here. That's volatility for you.
Speaking of which, I mentioned SOXL there on April 4. If Joe had put his $10k into that instead of TSLA, he'd already have doubled his money and could be knocking on the door of tripling it soon enough. That's one that I dumped my money into and I'm feeling pretty good about it.
Nobody’s reading all dat
Brojoe was “cool” while redditors on the first two pages were panicans.
Simple as
Boy, don’t I feel foolish. A niggardly old boomer who’s not done shit to save money will surely out his coin somewhere safe for a rainy day!
You should be happy. We’re going to get a great smug cow post out of it if it does. Smug Joe is always the best, and when he’s at his dumbest. Otherwise it would be a copy paste LIBTARDS, Joe Biden blah blah blah post.
Tesla is just gambling. Making money on it is like bragging you're a genius because you won money with your roulette system.
Nobody’s reading all dat
Brojoe was “cool” while redditors on the first two pages were panicans.
Simple as
Yeah but no way the retarded nigger held. He bought the top and guaranteed panic sold
If it's any solace, he definitely won't sell it for a profit and will ride it back down to earth eventually.
Joe will forget he bought stocks and go to Uncle G's for some cannoli
Bear in mind that Joe never stops lying. If he says he put "10K" into it, it means he probably "invested" a hundred. Anyone can easily fake stock app screenshots.