We got any religious brothermen?

[CuckQueen]

Im guessing because if youve ever been to a non traditional catholic church recently youd see how fucking pozzed it is.

No shit, they abandoned the millennia old tradition to pull in more knocked up teenage sluts. Nice outreach, kid-fucking faggots.

 

[CuckQueen]

Hell I was in the ministry.

I'm sure that's very exclusive and hard to do.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

What's worse though: an atheist or born-again Christian?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I'm sure that's very exclusive and hard to do.

How very Reddit.

 

[guest]

What's worse though: an atheist or born-again Christian?

Atheist if male, born again Christian if female.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Atheist if male, born again Christian if female.

What about 12 step fags, biggest faggots on the planet if you ask me

 

[guest]

Here I was thinking that hanging off every word of some hippie fag who died 2000 years ago, and believing that some mystical space-being made everything and is everywhere at once, and commands praise and worship like some needy twot, made you mentally ill

Hippie jewish fag*

 

[Ladynyahh]

Son all I ask of my men is to obey my word like they would the word of Gawwd

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

*smacks lips* (sigh) Its a tough one man.

On one hand, the stories in the bible are clearly bullshit. But on the other hand, the abandoning of organized religion is what caused society to go into freefall.

“Instead of Adam and Eve you know I wish iit were Adam and Steve “ Norton-> Anthony *slams desk*

 

[CuckQueen]

I think we can all agree the Cumias are descended from idol worshipers who got their shit pushed in by Mahound.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I never got to experience the molestation part of it, but I had to do the whole Catholic indoctrination thing as a kid. Even as a kid I found it all extremely tedious, easily the worst most boring part of the week. Then in 5th or 6th grade you get "confirmed" as an official Catholic, which mean your relatives would shower you with cash-containing congratulatory cards. So I had to go to these special confirmation classes where they'd absolutely drill you on boring bible shit you had to memorize. They told us that during the big confirmation ceremony the Grand Poobah of priests would be there and he'd be calling on kids at random to answer this bible trivia, and if you failed to answer the question you'd be kicked out and scorned by everyone.

Then I do the ceremony and the head priest called on one, pre-selected brainiac who answered one dumb question, then everyone politely clapped and that was it. I wasted Sunday after Sunday cramming my brain full of useless facts for what amounted to a prank. That was it for me and the Catholic Church.

 

[Snake]

Im guessing because if youve ever been to a non traditional catholic church recently youd see how fucking pozzed it is.

Organized Christianity has been fucked up for a good fifteen years since it's all about refugees and the gay. The church I was apart of when I was young now has a street shitter reverend.

I'm of the mind that I don't need to go to some building and give money to tax exempt faggots to have a relationship with God. These people have put their nose up to helping their congregations with the shot.

I don't know how much obvious it can be that the Pope is controlled by the Synagogue of Satan.

 

[Monk]

Hail Satan, faggots

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

Yeah but youre literally a jew so the hate against jesus sounds a little bit personal to be honest witcha...

My ancestry is Celtic actually. Nice try with the hate tho

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Only priest I've ever trusted was a pollack that was a former catholic priest that married a dime and had a secular church

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Atheists are literally mentally ill (child), and not to be all joe rogan, but need to do some kind of strong psychedelic to expand their conciousness.

I worship God. I define myself as Christian.

Worshipping god!?! It's a bit silly innit?

 

[BraunsGhost]

It all just goes dark when you die.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I never got to experience the molestation part of it, but I had to do the whole Catholic indoctrination thing as a kid. Even as a kid I found it all extremely tedious, easily the worst most boring part of the week. Then in 5th or 6th grade you get "confirmed" as an official Catholic, which mean your relatives would shower you with cash-containing congratulatory cards. So I had to go to these special confirmation classes where they'd absolutely drill you on boring bible shit you had to memorize. They told us that during the big confirmation ceremony the Grand Poobah of priests would be there and he'd be calling on kids at random to answer this bible trivia, and if you failed to answer the question you'd be kicked out and scorned by everyone.

Then I do the ceremony and the head priest called on one, pre-selected brainiac who answered one dumb question, then everyone politely clapped and that was it. I wasted Sunday after Sunday cramming my brain full of useless facts for what amounted to a prank. That was it for me and the Catholic Church.

There was nothing worse than sleeping over a friends or cousins house on a Saturday night only to realize that they’re still church goers and they’d drag me to that shit the next morning. The stuff of nightmares.
My parents stopped taking me when I was like 10

 

[Karl_Childers_Blade]

The only time I went to church was jail church. It was all hell and damnation and repenting for your sins, understandably I suppose, the minister(or whatever he was) didn't want to know what we were there for, he told us that.
It turned me off from the whole thing because I wasn't going to prison/didn't really do anything wrong but self defense/psychosis and was all a misdemeanor mind you.
I don't mind religious people as long as they don't push it on me.

How can you really know for sure anything regarding this, the universe is so complex and huge we seem like nothing, then there are things like the multiverse theory that could totally be possible.

Christian people taught me morals beyond what I would normally conceive, so that's cool.
Really got no problem with the religions unless they focus on forced immigration to be honest witcha.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

The only time I went to church was jail church. It was all hell and damnation and repenting for your sins, understandably I suppose, the minister(or whatever he was) didn't want to know what we were there for, he told us that.
It turned me off from the whole thing because I wasn't going to prison/didn't really do anything wrong but self defense/psychosis and was all a misdemeanor mind you.
I don't mind religious people as long as they don't push it on me.

How can you really know for sure anything regarding this, the universe is so complex and huge we seem like nothing, then there are things like the multiverse theory that could totally be possible.

Christian people taught me morals beyond what I would normally conceive, so that's cool.
Really got no problem with the religions unless they focus on forced immigration to be honest witcha.

How much time did you do?