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Watched Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

Wild

I love media!
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Crystal Skull Indy was bad enough, but to have him be at an even MORE nursing age state 15 years later? This geriatric going to do the old man shuffle in slippers when he sees a boulder roll straight for him?
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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How 'bout, Lady Indiana Janes (see what I did there? try to keep up) goes back in time and every single time Indy takes a piece of another culture's history (literally like o m g), she pops into existence and sneaks it out of his pocket and puts it back exactly where it was. Protecting the cultural history of these people from the greedy white man archaeologists (historical vandals).
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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I loved that show. I know John Lovitz is an old hack but he smashed Andy Dick’s face in and created enough schlock entertainment to make me laugh. Grade: good egg.
I fucking love Jon Lovitz a weird amount. I've only ever considered getting two tattoos and I honestly still might get them in my mid 30s: the zig zag from Charlie Brown's shirt around my midsection and Jon Lovitz wearing the Mephistopheles costume on my arm. I'm glad I never got any other tattoos, because the ideas are always stupid in hindsight except for those two. Every time I think about them no matter how much time passes I'm always like "that'd be really funny."
 
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I fucking love Jon Lovitz a weird amount. I've only ever considered getting two tattoos and I honestly still might get them in my mid 30s: the zig zag from Charlie Brown's shirt around my midsection and Jon Lovitz wearing the Mephistopheles costume on my arm. I'm glad I never got any other tattoos, because the ideas are always stupid in hindsight except for those two. Every time I think about them no matter how much time passes I'm always like "that'd be really funny."
Owen’s reaction to it’s Lolcows [MEDIA=gfycat]height=532;id=CandidEachBream;width=960[/MEDIA]
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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I fucking love Jon Lovitz a weird amount. I've only ever considered getting two tattoos and I honestly still might get them in my mid 30s: the zig zag from Charlie Brown's shirt around my midsection and Jon Lovitz wearing the Mephistopheles costume on my arm. I'm glad I never got any other tattoos, because the ideas are always stupid in hindsight except for those two. Every time I think about them no matter how much time passes I'm always like "that'd be really funny."
This one?
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The charlie brown zigzag is hilarious, too.

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Dennyislife

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Watched this today. The bits where they made him young have improved massively from the Irishman.

I don't mind the whole fantastical element as raiders of the lost arc certainly had that so it's nothing new. I kinda wished he was able to stay in Roman times and he somehow ended up in that warehouse full of creates though
 
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