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Horses telling humans to go fuck themselves is always funny
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Videos that always make you laugh
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Nevermind that shit, here comes Mongo!!!
This is funny because of how into it Gary Busey is and the retarded way he starts dancing is fawkin hilarious.
Here's a new one from the last 24hrs. Some guy held an Apple store hostage then one of the hostages tried to get away and this happened
Did Apple put out a soundbar?
I know I posted this in the Happy Birthday thread, but this genuinely makes me laugh. Not it being Hitler, that adds to it, but he really did have amazing delivery and timing. Everyone admits he was a great orator, but also very funny. He's just reading off a list of countries but I laugh, better than 99% of stand-ups today with gigs. Trump is similar, a natural comedian, if not as good as Hitler.
Jimmy could learn a thing or two from Hitler. Hitler liked jokes but not particularly filthy ones. At a party his personal photographer had become quite drunk, Hitler quipped, "Don't get too close to the fireplace, you'll catch light." If it was the cellar crew it would be, "Nice camera, stupid!"
Jimmy could learn a thing or two from Hitler. Hitler liked jokes but not particularly filthy ones. At a party his personal photographer had become quite drunk, Hitler quipped, "Don't get too close to the fireplace, you'll catch light." If it was the cellar crew it would be, "Nice camera, stupid!"
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A regular Andy Kauffman, that Hitler.
Yeah, remember when both faked their deaths?
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Do you think it was part of his terms of surrender, or do you think he out-foxed both the Allies and the Commies and had personal arrangements made, to retire in Argentina in some Nazi-sponsored witness protection program?
I think almost certainly Hitler killed himself. It is known a plane flew and landed outside the bunker ready to fly him out. Bormann had fled, Goering had surrendered himself, but Hitler was adamant to remain in Berlin. As captain to go down with his ship. When victory became impossible he judged the situation and decided not to risk giving the Soviets more propaganda. Even if he had fled he could have easily been shot down or captured anyway or simply killed like Bormann was, by a random shell or bullet. I think that shows obvious courage of some kind to do it sober minded. It might look hypocritical with Hitler's image if you look at it from a modern perspective, but it's the way most warrior cultures have applauded or even honored going out, from Samurai and Sikhs to Ancient Romans and Greeks.
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