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v6 ricky is back to doing fake pizza orders on himself, says he's going to sue dominos and pizzahut. He thinks the settlement will be paid in food

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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There's no way it's still happening. There are limited pizza places in Milwaukee. Only so many Dominos and Pizza Huts. Oh we were fucked the last time, let's keep delivering to Patrick. No, again he assumes everyone else's stupidity! Duhhhh we're a stupid pizza place, keep sending pizzas to Patrick, cash on delivery.

People can also call and ask how many fake pizzas they've delivered without a credit card to the Tomlinson residence.
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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the clout/news articles/book contracts he has so desperately been craving
He needs money for the lolsuit. He's doing whatever it takes to land some semi-lucrative writing gig, but can't do it on his talent alone. He hopes he can parlay these false flags into something, anything he can squeeze a few bucks from.

If he was more likable and they weren't all indifferent bots, he could bilk his twitter followers w a Stop the Harassment GoFundMe. Problem is, nobody likes him. And he knows this deep down in his fat, fat 160/90 blood pressure-having, post-diabetic shame of a body.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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Pat should sue YouTube for trolling him too. They’re suggesting literal terrorist propaganda from his stalkers. This is what they suggested for me:

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Doyle Hargraves

You're just a humped over retard to me.
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Does he think Domino’s is going to make a special entry into their customer database just for him that says “Warning: all orders to this address are placed fraudulently by felony cyber stalkers!”? Who did he speak to at length? The local manager? The CEO? I think he’s just looking for free pizza.
That's actually exactly what they would do. From my brief stint in a corporate pizza place they have a little profile with a name, address, phone number, notes where you can put whatever. If patrick isn't lying, I remember the profile being pulled up by the phone number they're calling from which may be the problem or they're just using online ordering which means nobody's looking at the little computer register thing. GO BACK TO YOUR FRANCHISE AND LOOK IT UP. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!

Regardless this faggot is lying. "They've been doing this every. single. day. for 4 years." Yeah fucking right. Even the most retarded group of minimum wagie burnouts would have figured out a way to stop it after a week.

Edit: in light of recent developments I'm going to admit I overestimated how much pizza hut employees would care about pat's plight.
 
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Salted Earth Truffle

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I don’t order food from shitholes like Domino’s and Pizza Hut. But every place from which I’ve ordered since 2010 has required payment in advance of delivery. Is someone masquerading as a pizza delivery guy and just harassing Pat every night for the fun of it? That’s not very nice, but A+ for ribs.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Even if what he's saying is true, he offers no proof. He comes off as a morbidly fat schizo. Why would they listen to or trust some literal who without a checkmark on Twitter? Eat your pizza, fatty.
Why yell into the void (obviously for Twitter likes) when you can just call your local pizza hut and say hey don't ever send me pizza unless you see this number pop up or I pay you first. End of drama, you don't want the pie and the owner doesn't want the waste.
This is how you know it's all made up
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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As I mentioned in a previous thread, as someone who worked as a manager at a pizzeria throughout college, every customer's phone number and address is kept on file, along with all previous orders, including delivery comments and *prank calls*. You will never be able to get away with more than one prank call because it would be kept on file, and the store would know to call the customer to confirm any and all future orders. Managers have to explain all of the "bad orders", and if their supervisor sees that this phone number/address was already used in several other bad orders, that manager is going to get grilled. All stores are run this way. Patrick has never worked a real job in his entire life, and doesn't understand that there are actual competent human beings running these establishments, and that there are systems in place to avoid this, and that he isn't the first, or even the thousandth, person to have a prank order made for him. Last time he tweeted this, Pizza Hut got back to him and asked for a DM. If this was actually happening to Patrick on a regular basis as he claims, it would have been a failure of their well-established protocols, and Pizza Hut/Dominos would be very interested to look into these incidents to see where their systems failed so that future prank call victims don't fall through the cracks. More than likely Patrick never got back to them because he is actually lying and he is putting on a show in the hopes of gaining Twitter pity clout. If it was actually happening, he would be tweeting out pictures of the "fake food orders" or showing delivery drivers pulling up to his house, as Patrick is so keen on showing everyone how harassed he is (See: The fake "death threat" from "Patrick's Killer" that he recently pinned).
He lives in Simpson Springfield where he thinks 30 years of prank calls are a real thing.
 

DiarrheaDick

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Sounds like Rick has a real hankering for some pizza he doesn't want to spend money on.

Also, this is probably one of the weirdest things he's Tweeted, and I'm not even talking about him admitting he lives in a low-income shithole if you're close enough to have Domino's or Pizza Hut deliver to you.
 
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