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Thick Nik is doing it to fuck with him.
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That's beautiful. You are talented.
Nutty ass Twitter pig.Funny, I showed a friend of mine Pat’s last tweets about pizza orders and his immediate response was, “What kind of asshole loser tweets at pizza chains?” That was without any knowledge of Pat or my disgust for him.
He has no idea how badly he comes across to others.
He needs money for the lolsuit. He's doing whatever it takes to land some semi-lucrative writing gig, but can't do it on his talent alone. He hopes he can parlay these false flags into something, anything he can squeeze a few bucks from.the clout/news articles/book contracts he has so desperately been craving
That's actually exactly what they would do. From my brief stint in a corporate pizza place they have a little profile with a name, address, phone number, notes where you can put whatever. If patrick isn't lying, I remember the profile being pulled up by the phone number they're calling from which may be the problem or they're just using online ordering which means nobody's looking at the little computer register thing. GO BACK TO YOUR FRANCHISE AND LOOK IT UP. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!Does he think Domino’s is going to make a special entry into their customer database just for him that says “Warning: all orders to this address are placed fraudulently by felony cyber stalkers!”? Who did he speak to at length? The local manager? The CEO? I think he’s just looking for free pizza.
This got my ribs real good, goddamn.
"I have to eat them all or the atalkers win, second wife child."Ordering pizzas is the gayest bit, it's not funny and you can't do it without prepaying.
This is a lie he tells Nikki everyday as he orders pizzas on his secret credit card
Which one?Say, isn't that fella behind Pat in the cowboy hat a convicted sex offender?
No one did this.
Why yell into the void (obviously for Twitter likes) when you can just call your local pizza hut and say hey don't ever send me pizza unless you see this number pop up or I pay you first. End of drama, you don't want the pie and the owner doesn't want the waste.Even if what he's saying is true, he offers no proof. He comes off as a morbidly fat schizo. Why would they listen to or trust some literal who without a checkmark on Twitter? Eat your pizza, fatty.
He lives in Simpson Springfield where he thinks 30 years of prank calls are a real thing.As I mentioned in a previous thread, as someone who worked as a manager at a pizzeria throughout college, every customer's phone number and address is kept on file, along with all previous orders, including delivery comments and *prank calls*. You will never be able to get away with more than one prank call because it would be kept on file, and the store would know to call the customer to confirm any and all future orders. Managers have to explain all of the "bad orders", and if their supervisor sees that this phone number/address was already used in several other bad orders, that manager is going to get grilled. All stores are run this way. Patrick has never worked a real job in his entire life, and doesn't understand that there are actual competent human beings running these establishments, and that there are systems in place to avoid this, and that he isn't the first, or even the thousandth, person to have a prank order made for him. Last time he tweeted this, Pizza Hut got back to him and asked for a DM. If this was actually happening to Patrick on a regular basis as he claims, it would have been a failure of their well-established protocols, and Pizza Hut/Dominos would be very interested to look into these incidents to see where their systems failed so that future prank call victims don't fall through the cracks. More than likely Patrick never got back to them because he is actually lying and he is putting on a show in the hopes of gaining Twitter pity clout. If it was actually happening, he would be tweeting out pictures of the "fake food orders" or showing delivery drivers pulling up to his house, as Patrick is so keen on showing everyone how harassed he is (See: The fake "death threat" from "Patrick's Killer" that he recently pinned).
If we get another pizza, we will sue you
Sounds like Rick has a real hankering for some pizza he doesn't want to spend money on.
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