Upcoming niki appearance

[SFWA liaison]

How do you get people to sign up for these grifts when you have no online presence?

Selling "women in tech" status without needing any real tech skills is a big industry! Just guilt some companies to sponsor it in the name of equality.

Jackie and Nikki are cut from the same cloth.

 

[Professor Rape]

Holy shit Niki's voice is annoying, had it playing in the background and I've got a migraine.

Also her job is part of the reason the internet sucks now.

 

[Stent]

Bootcamps are so fucking stupid. No wonder dipshit women love them.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I'm assuming her dumb parents were trying to name her after the Les Miserables character spelled Cosette, a nickname Hugo invented for the book from the French word chosette meaning "little thing".

Her present state would appear to be some sort of rebellion against her parents if this is the case.

Or maybe it's just some obscure white trash family name bastardized from french somewhere in the south like so many others.

Either way he/she's a fat, receeding hairlined, unfuckable monster who would've had rocks thrown at it by children and driven by torchlight from the village in saner times.

She must have crawled under there for warmth.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Bootcamps are so fucking stupid. No wonder dipshit women love them.

LARPing as a Boss Bitch.

 

[Stent]

LARPing as a Boss Bitch.

I'm working a dead end job and have no skills or education? I need more confidence. That's the problem!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The thing with SEO is you have to get things rolling.

 

[CompoundBasement]

The thing with SEO is you have to get things rolling.

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Is there anything on this idiot's resume which actually qualifies her as a tech expert? Any examples of professional programming experience, coding and tech knowledge, names of real clients and exactly what she did to build their brands and their online presence? From what has been posted here in the past it looks like she's just a larping grifter who takes advantage of those bullshit taxpayer funded DEI programs for "women in tech" where they don't actually have to do anything beyond larping as "women in tech".

 

[PorqueDealer]

Is there anything on this idiot's resume which actually qualifies her as a tech expert? Any examples of professional programming experience, coding and tech knowledge, names of real clients and exactly what she did to build their brands and their online presence? From what has been posted here in the past it looks like she's just a larping grifter who takes advantage of those bullshit taxpayer funded DEI programs for "women in tech" where they don't actually have to do anything beyond larping as "women in tech".

2000+ Cups of Coffee, stlaker

 

[Professor Rape]

Is there anything on this idiot's resume which actually qualifies her as a tech expert?

she knows about exploitations in webpage contact forms

 

[Udders]

Tiny classified ads, bro.

Out of my oooone bedroom apartment.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don't believe any of these are real women

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like the meaningless buzzwords they use to make these boring presentations sound important to get rubes to pay - boot camp? That might be the worst one I’ve heard yet. What is it with women and getting involved / falling for this bullshit? They really are the easiest targets, reminds me of that office episode where Michael claims it’s not a pyramid scheme and Jim draws a pyramid.

 

[captain_kamala]

Real diverse group

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Real diverse group

One guy? I’m shocked! Usually these scams are all women pretending to be doing important work. The “boot camp” name makes me laugh - it went from basic training in the military that was used to “man” you up to intense work out programs like CrossFit and now to this bullshit. Well boot camp, you had a gun run - now you’re meaningless.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Jen Huber: "They call it a 'gift' now?"

Just a coupla fugly jewesses plotting to scam the goyim after their funky unwashed scissor sisters session.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

The thing with SEO is you have to get things rolling.

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Does she have a gap in her front teeth like fatso? Nice Midwestern dental care, stupids

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

This is a dude, right? Lot of problems on that site.


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This nigga is Chris Chan

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Here are some of the AMAZING SEO secrets she shares:

• Use Google Analytics
• Use Google Search Console
• Impressions = Good
• Clicks = Better
• Check to see if your pages are listed on Google!
• Check which keywords people are finding your site from!

Literally babbies first SEO shit, shit people have been doing for TWENTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS. I hate Niki Robinson and her stupid cunt mother so much I hope Patrick throws her out the second storey window.

Her million dollar advice is “look what google is doing and copy that but don’t copy-copy it” followed by a bunch of babbling nonsense

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jen Huber: "They call it a 'gift' now?"

She’s never looked that happy when Pat is around