Underrated Pat lines

[Petworth dude]

The fact that he absolutely HAS to respond to that turns my ribs into riblets.

I can't find the example, but a brave Redditor once texted Pat "." - a simple period - and nothing else. That was enough to trigger a telephone felony copypasta.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Something tells me Pat answers EVERY telemarketer call to just to fight - which only makes them call more.

Don’t forget - we’ve seen him send full responses to no-reply emails.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Need the protein

 

[NigelCumia]

Our man is Daniel W. Mullen

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Need the protein

That is a good one - especially since he was eating ground beef tacos that were very little on meat and heavy on lettuce / cheese / sour cream / etc.

If he needed protein he should have at least ordered grilled chicken. It’s funny how he fucks everything up.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I can't find the example, but a brave Redditor once texted Pat "." - a simple period - and nothing else. That was enough to trigger a telephone felony copypasta.

Another classic exchange was the following:

"Hi"

"No, stlaker."

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

"My piss is always cleat"

He meant to say clear but had a fat fingered typo.

Why does he always lie about the dumbest shit.

I drink 6-10 glasses of water a day, drink sparingly on some weekends, clean omad low carb food most days.... And I'm lucky to piss 'cleat' 2/3 of the time.

Who is he kidding, his piss is dark orange every time.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

stlaker: I'm gay.

Rick: I don't care, stlaker.

And "I am not at a 'tranny convention,' atalker."

 

[RaggotFetard]

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This has to be the winner. What a sad, autistic faggot.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Why does he always lie about the dumbest shit.

I drink 6-10 glasses of water a day, drink sparingly on some weekends, clean omad low carb food most days.... And I'm lucky to piss 'cleat' 2/3 of the time.

Who is he kidding, his piss is dark orange every time.

I heard from one doctor that constantly pissing clear means your body isn't ridding itself of impurities. He's clogged with meatloaf is my professional diagnosis.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"Want to dance little man?"

I'm pretty sure he said this to some guy right before dropping that Japanese WWII Pearl Harbor vetetran turd bomb.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The "I take my pants off and everyone has herpes" line. For me, that confusing, incoherent self-own still baffles me. What the fuck could he have possibly meant by that?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The "I take my pants off and everyone has herpes" line. For me, that confusing, incoherent self-own still baffles me. What the fuck could he have possibly meant by that?

His stank wife told him it’s normal because she has herpes

Or - he is so desperate to make people think he’s a stud with the ladies (not so.) he claims to have herpes because he has so much sex with so many people.

Who knows? He’s retarded.


And fat.

 

[DominusOdium]

Imagine admitting that you and your wife have sore covered porcine sex like it's some flex.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

his waistline (he underestimates it at-least

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

I'm sorry, there's some "crosstalk" there