Underrated Pat lines

[Guff]

For me, it’s the extremely fat “Oh!” after Josiah calls him a FFWBT. Lives in my hovel head rent free.

 

[felonious_patposter]

"Chin single"

 

[eggfella]

“you weren’T the only one…”

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

"you did not fart in my wife's vagina, child."

This one is my favorite

 

[Honey Badger]

“Yeah it’s a duplex……LOOK IT UP!”

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"My piss is always cleat"

He meant to say clear but had a fat fingered typo.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

"Maybe I'll just wait until Ade gives birth, then kill the baby in front of her and then strangle her. That'll show her."

Rona:

 

[Cuphead]

I don't have the tweet, but some woman tweeted him a perfectly respectful and reasonable take on why Biden pulling out of Afghanistan was a bad thing.

Pat's Response: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

 

[RaggotFetard]

“I have many friends that eat cum.” Trying to paint himself as an ally, but accidentally revealing what he truly thinks of fags. Fat-headed idiot.

 

[Honey Badger]

“No, my hands are quite big and firm, unlike literally any aspect of you.”

 

[OhDara]

“And yes, stlaker. He does have a penis.” - in reference to his father

 

[The Talking Dead]

Once a rascal texted him "hello" and pig just responded with "no, stlaker". I remember that making me laugh at the time.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Once a rascal texted him "hello" and pig just responded with "no, stlaker". I remember that making me laugh at the time.

One of my favorites was someone texted him “Ewww Pat, did you fart?” And he responded with the telephone felony copy pasta.

It’s the simple ones that really damage the ribs

 

[Petworth dude]

Accusing people of lusting after his penis was a weird one.

 

[Username]

“Well I thought you’d be listening to what I have to say.”

The fact he sounds like a spoilt child really makes me laugh. What a cunt.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

"I cum in a woman."

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

NO
STOP

 

[Barfyman]

I have met my daughter many times.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I have met my daughter many times.

It's just a sentence that should never need to be said by anyone, ever.

 

[RaggotFetard]

One of my favorites was someone texted him “Ewww Pat, did you fart?” And he responded with the telephone felony copy pasta.

It’s the simple ones that really damage the ribs

The fact that he absolutely HAS to respond to that turns my ribs into riblets.