UFO deniers be like NAH BRO JUST A PLANE

[Sue Lightning]

This is what turned me from a denier to a questioner. Two Apollo astronauts discussing "visitors" on the Moon.

Don't know why they had to put shitty music over it, but it's the only vid I could find...

If people don’t take UFO’s seriously the fact that our government takes them seriously should matter. There was a woman, who I’m forgetting the name of, who worked for NASA as a photo editor to get UFO’s out of pictures. This was later verified by autistic hacker Gary McKinnon who hacked Nasa and found an unedited photo. (Gary said it was probably space debris but it confirmed that NASA essentially had a photo editing program.)

Barry Goldwater had an interview where he talked about the UFO room at Wright Patterson

 

[Brooke Shields]

The fuck did this photographer say to make Mike so angry?

lol how'd I post this in here, oh well

 

[Sue Lightning]

The fuck did this photographer say to make Mike so angry?
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Nigger

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The fuck did this photographer say to make Mike so angry?
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lol how'd I post this in here, oh well

"Hold still."

 

[Meownaw]

Don't care how reddit this meme is it makes me chuckle. Fuck you.

 

[Meownaw]

It's 2023 and 1980s talking points...and pixels

Seriously if there was UFO's you would have thousands of nogs and women recording it. Same with Bigfoot and the ever elusive black fathers.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

What shape was it?

It was three flat triangles (or semi-triangular), in a row, staggered and connected by short rods. One triangle was slowly, steadily rotating ( sadly, i forget which one). Another of the three would make quick, slight rotations, as if making corrections, maybe like a rudder. I'm guessing that up close the triangles would show some curvature to better allow for propulsion, and probably some thickness at the front point, that allowed room for sensors, a motor, or whatever. This was like 12 years ago. I did pretty thorough searches online back then, and maybe 3 years ago as well. Nada.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I really wish this stuff was true. And I’m still holding hope out that it is. But, it’s 2023. None of these crashes ever happen where civilians can find and video them. People can take 4k videos and we are still only left with blurry pics of vaguely kite shaped objects. And the stories that get leaked always magically coincide when they’re trying to memory hole something.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Why do ufologists look like aliens themselves? COINCIDENCE?

 

[guest]

Seriously if there was UFO's you would have thousands of nogs and women recording it.

Who else see da Zeta Reticulon?!

 

[PickleRickle]

Aliens are the one government approved and allowed conspiracy discussion topic. Shits gay as fuck. But I do love a good bullshit alien story when im in the mood.

 

[guest]

Aliens are the one government approved and allowed conspiracy discussion topic.

They'd rather people speculated on a material threat than a supernatural one. They could theoretically protect us from malevolent aliens - if these are demons the modern secular state has no grounds to intervene.

 

[Sue Lightning]

They'd rather people speculated on a material threat than a supernatural one. They could theoretically protect us from malevolent aliens - if these are demons the modern secular state has no grounds to intervene.

Extra Dimensional Intelligence.

 

[PickleRickle]

Extra Dimensional Intelligence.

That kind of angle i'm okay with.

Little green men from venus or mars is fuckin retarded.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

that looks like a shitty drone someone bought off amazon bro

 

[medium wyzzz]

Aliens aren’t real. They’re a distraction from real social issues.

 

[guest]

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DONT QUESTION IT BRO ITS JUST A SUPER SECRET PIECE OF US GOV TECH THAT THEYRE TESTING BRAZENLY IN THE OPEN. NO BRO DONT QUESTION THAT ITS FLYING HIGHER THAN A FUCKING JET AND HAS NO SIGNS OF PROPULSION. ITS YOUR EYES BRO LOL

Isn't that the ship from Flight of the Navigator?

Pee Wee Herman - "COMPLIANCE!"

 

[Build Black Better]

Seriously if there was UFO's you would have thousands of nogs and women recording it. Same with Bigfoot and the ever elusive black fathers.

Or pegasuses (pegasi?)

 

[Build Black Better]

Why do ufologists look like aliens themselves? COINCIDENCE?

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we are still only left with blurry pics of vaguely kite shaped objects

I think TheNanaDook meant vaguely kike shaped objects, but yes, it's just a Cohencidence. I won't bother with the parentheses.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I was molested by a ufo before. I thought it was my uncle, but he said he was a ufo, so I had to believe him.

I used to use the same trick.

#UFOWyzz