DONT QUESTION IT BRO ITS JUST A SUPER SECRET PIECE OF US GOV TECH THAT THEYRE TESTING BRAZENLY IN THE OPEN. NO BRO DONT QUESTION THAT ITS FLYING HIGHER THAN A FUCKING JET AND HAS NO SIGNS OF PROPULSION. ITS YOUR EYES BRO LOL
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Unironically what is it supposed to be? If people started telling a story no ones ever heard before they would criticize that.It's 2023 and 1980s talking points
Wait till you see the crafts. Quietly is key...and pixels
For this to be the case any scientist, aviator, the people who took this picture, etc. are apparently too retarded to identify a fucking balloon. At least I have an excuse for calling this a UFO, i’m just some retard.Looks like a balloon, idiot.
I honestly don't know what to believe anymore, half of me wants/does believe there are Alien UFO's, and the other half thinks that if the Government is admitting it, then there has to be an ulterior motive... If it's true, they could be using Earth as a Rest Stop of sorts...I mean they been doing this since Roswel-teen
Are they a bunch of Opies? With their tech, it should logically mean
1947 = Roswell scouts
1948 = enslavement of humankind.
This implies we know what they want with us. To be honest witcha i’m not in the realm that they’re on some mission to enslave human kind because like you said, if these things can travel universes they would enslave us years ago if thats what they wanted.I mean they been doing this since Roswel-teen
Are they a bunch of Opies? With their tech, it should logically mean
1947 = Roswell scouts
1948 = enslavement of humankind.
3 things can be true at once. That's a balloon, OP is a balloon, and you're entirely retarded.
Ok , lets say this a balloon. What do you think about the Gimbal, Nimitz, and GOFAST videos? Fake too? Just balloons going Mach 4 being tracked on IR, radar, and with the pilots eyes, right?3 things can be true at once. That's a balloon, OP is a balloon, and you're entirely retarded.
Why does every UFO and alien whistleblower never have a shred of evidence? Not an alien computer chip.. a piece of alien made clothing, a picture of the spacecraft recovered?If you think you can just hand wave away every sighting in history, you are fucking retarded. I have seen science niggers do this constantly. “THE RADARS ARE WRONG, THE PICTURES ARE WRONG, THE FLIR CAMERAS ARE WRONG, YOUR EYES ARE WRONG, YOU’RE LYING” because, as scientists, they’re supposed to have the answers. They don’t for this one. They’re seeing something that defies all of the rules they’ve set up and so they desperately have to shame the credibility of the accuser rather than address their evidence head on, and confront a terrifying unknown.
Playing devil's advocate, I'm sure whatever evidence the government supposedly has would be treated with tighter security than nuclear weapons... Just as you couldn't walk out with a piece of a nuke, you couldn't walk out with a piece of a UFO...Why does every UFO and alien whistleblower never have a shred of evidence? Not an alien computer chip.. a piece of alien made clothing, a picture of the spacecraft recovered?
Be one of the 1000 people keyed into UFO program. Sneak a piece of UFO craft out of your work (somehow). Present it to the media saying you worked in a black program they cant verify and that you have a piece of alien tech. Yeah, i’m certain that person would be taken seriously and then not face any consequences from the Government.Why does every UFO and alien whistleblower never have a shred of evidence? Not an alien computer chip.. a piece of alien made clothing, a picture of the spacecraft recovered?
So why aren't they arresting this faggot just in case he did sneak shit out?Playing devil's advocate, I'm sure whatever evidence the government supposedly has would be treated with tighter security than nuclear weapons... Just as you couldn't walk out with a piece of a nuke, you couldn't walk out with a piece of a UFO...
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