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Uber eats you’re in trouble. You didn’t feed Jackie!

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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I hacked into Jackie’s phone and found out what happened. PII redacted to protect the innocent:

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porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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It’s hard to imagine that there’s a more hateable human being on this earth than Patrick S Tomlinson but Jackie Singh does her best every single day to achieve that title. I mean she fails because Patrick is a natural but still, admirable effort from curry breath.
Jon Friiman = Pat that has never touched a woman.
Shane = Pat that never accomplished anything
*Jackie = Affirmative Action Female Pat
Hildy = Pat lite (couldn't bring myself to put diet)
eckpeckah = Black Pat

*regardless of capacity, thoughts etc. Jackie actually served her country and I would put her last on the list of above to be deloused.
Shane wouldn't have made it to the train, he would have been shot in the face on first sighting.
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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Jon Friiman = Pat that has never touched a woman.
Shane = Pat that never accomplished anything
*Jackie = Affirmative Action Female Pat
Hildy = Pat lite (couldn't bring myself to put diet)
eckpeckah = Black Pat

*regardless of capacity, thoughts etc. Jackie actually served her country and I would put her last on the list of above to be deloused.
Shane wouldn't have made it to the train, he would have been shot in the face on first sighting.
dozens of sonderkommando would have been worked to death just to move Shane and his wife’s body from the chamber to the oven.
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Единственная станция, которая действительно раскач
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who of the others would you rather laugh at sand niggers, bum tobacco off and cum in their hair while they are asleep at the barracks with?
Those other 4 have literally nothing going for them. I'm working with what's available.

Joe Cumia
 
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