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Uber eats you’re in trouble. You didn’t feed Jackie!

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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Fat pig angry she didn’t get all her slop

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Brooke Shields

forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
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It's July 4th, don't most people who aren't losers have some kinda get together they can attend, be it family or friends?
I didn't eat all day just for the occasion(I'm not fat) I already had a italian sausage in a roll, penne pasta, meatballs, green beans and cheesy potatoes by 3pm


Oh wait she's Indian or something more retarded, maybe she does that on their British secession holiday or whatever gay shit where the Brits eventually stopped trying to civilize them
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

Единственная станция, которая действительно раскач
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It's July 4th, don't most people who aren't losers have some kinda get together they can attend, be it family or friends?
I didn't eat all day just for the occasion(I'm not fat) I already had a italian sausage in a roll, penne pasta, meatballs, green beans and cheesy potatoes by 3pm
You should've brought your ground turkey taco meat to the pot luck!
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Fun fact: Uber Eats has an upper limit on how much they’ll refund a user within a given year. The only issue we’ve ever had with Uber Eats refunds was after hitting that upper limit (lotta retards running kitchens). It was never necessary to take anything to Twitter.

I’m guessing this fat bitch thinks cooking is beneath a cybercrimes investigator like her.
 
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