Turk's Feb Intervention Thread

[Reginald The Florist]

Stop pretending you’re ok. You’re sitting in a shitty folding chair with shitty beer cans all over the floor and you weren’t sure how to clean something that would take a normal man half an hour. It can be helpful to recognize when you’re fucked up about something because that can be the catalyst that makes you change.

Cut back by getting some NA beers too- they taste the same and can satisfy the urge if you mix it in with real ones but you’ll feel better. Go outside and get some fresh air. Get a real fucking chair.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Stop pretending you’re ok. You’re sitting in a shitty folding chair with shitty beer cans all over the floor and you weren’t sure how to clean something that would take a normal man half an hour. It can be helpful to recognize when you’re fucked up about something because that can be the catalyst that makes you change.

Cut back by getting some NA beers too- they taste the same and can satisfy the urge if you mix it in with real ones but you’ll feel better. Go outside and get some fresh air. Get a real fucking chair.

I can confirm the sam adams and lagunitas naipas aint bad.

 

[Turk February]

Stop pretending you’re ok. You’re sitting in a shitty folding chair with shitty beer cans all over the floor and you weren’t sure how to clean something that would take a normal man half an hour. It can be helpful to recognize when you’re fucked up about something because that can be the catalyst that makes you change.

Cut back by getting some NA beers too- they taste the same and can satisfy the urge if you mix it in with real ones but you’ll feel better. Go outside and get some fresh air. Get a real fucking chair.

as I said, I have a real chair, I just prefer this one. But you're right.

 

[guest]

Stop pretending you’re ok. You’re sitting in a shitty folding chair with shitty beer cans all over the floor and you weren’t sure how to clean something that would take a normal man half an hour. It can be helpful to recognize when you’re fucked up about something because that can be the catalyst that makes you change.

Cut back by getting some NA beers too- they taste the same and can satisfy the urge if you mix it in with real ones but you’ll feel better. Go outside and get some fresh air. Get a real fucking chair.

I tell these niggas "log off" all the time but it only fuels them to muster up some "dig-nuh-tee" and tag team with 3-4 other miserable sassters at my expense...meanwhile I'm laying down on my $1600 (spotlessly clean) futon.

 

[Turk February]

I tell these niggas "log off" all the time but it only fuels them to muster up some "dig-nuh-tee" and tag team with 3-4 other miserable sassters at my expense...meanwhile I'm laying down on my $1600 (spotlessly clean) futon.

You know theres often profound kindness in the trolling. Thats what Pat doesn't get. The people who hate him to bits often give him advice on how to be better.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I tell these niggas "log off" all the time but it only fuels them to muster up some "dig-nuh-tee" and tag team with 3-4 other miserable sassters at my expense...meanwhile I'm laying down on my $1600 (spotlessly clean) futon.

Also being a pedo nigger doesnt help.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

meanwhile I'm laying down on my $1600 (spotlessly clean) futon.

That’s a profound waste of money like having $50 socks.

 

[Reginald The Florist]

I tell these niggas "log off" all the time but it only fuels them to muster up some "dig-nuh-tee" and tag team with 3-4 other miserable sassters at my expense...meanwhile I'm laying down on my $1600 (spotlessly clean) futon.

Don’t talk to me faggot

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I wish Turk the best obviously... but how come I never got an intervention even when I collapsed in the street?

Because I'm a man! Turkster, clean ur room bucko!

 

[guest]

Don’t talk to me faggot

Sassily lurking I see...Truth is you're probably another alcoholic who is using Turk's plight to "virtue signal" at his expense. Phony ass sasster. Go type some more life advice for another 40 year old man, stupid.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Don’t talk to me faggot

His dad said the same thing.