Turk's Feb Intervention Thread

[The NaTurryl Man]

wait you really think I'm in my 40s? Jesus. Thats fucked up

Here's one bad thing you've done through your addiction - you look 48 years old.

 

[gassers]

she was over 20 years older then me, but I'm okay with that

Damn nigga, at 57 where did she even leave? for an old age home?

 

[Turk February]

Damn nigga, at 57 where did she even leave? for an old age home?

you're not far off

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I could be wrong but I'm making a few assumptions about a 57 year old woman who babysits cats for money and is content to sit in a folding chair and watch movies at a computer desk. I'm going to keep them to myself. But, fuck. I'm thinking you can do better, sport. You look exactly like Charles Bronson in Death Wish for Christ's sake.

Edit: I feel bad about this.

 

[Guest]

Shes an adult, and I've never dated anyone younger than me, my ex was 57, I have mom issues

Were you using her for social benefits because you were unemployed due to addiction?

 

[UnPRePared]

@Turk February , as a man who has gone through a divorce himself, I have one bit of advice:

You'll do better. It gets better. Have your fun for a bit but keep an open mind and heart.

And don't offer any underage lassies an iPad. It doesn't say you're obsessed... But you're close!

 

[Turk February]

@Turk February , as a man who has gone through a divorce himself, I have one bit of advice:

You'll do better. It gets better. Have your fun for a bit but keep an open mind and heart.

And don't offer any underage lassies an iPad. It doesn't say you're obsessed... But you're close!

Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.

Did you talk like this with her? Might have been the problem

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.

It is an awful thing. Especially if you still love eachother. The love of my life left me 10 years ago and I'm going to be thinking about her on my deathbed. Every woman I've been with since, if she called and was like "do you want to try again?" I'd have broke up with the other ones immediately and moved her right back in and my life would be back to normal. My life is way better now, but it still doesn't feel "normal" because something's missing.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I realize every beer I drink is a bullet I put in the chamber, but I'd never fire the gun at anyone but myself. I don't really need an intervention.

How much of the sauce are you putting away with n a day? How long did all the cans and empty smokes take to accumulate? Basically if you drink less than me I'm going rationalize it as not that bad to make myself feel better

 

[guest]

Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.

As an old fag did your ex get wet? Asking for myself.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.

Yeah that's tough. I broke up with my ex but we stayed friends. In my mind I knew that was it and we weren't getting back together but later on when I knew she didn't care for me the same way anymore, it heard. Dud she leave because of the booze? Maybe if you right the ship youd have at least a chance of getting her back. At her age it seems like her life is sad and she's desperate not to be alone. Or she shares your same vices and you enable each other

 

[Cuphead]

Nah he'll get through it

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

As an old fag did your ex get wet? Asking for myself.

She’s post menopause. Pretty unlikely. But if you prime the pump with one of them distinguished ladies, the body will do the rest.

 

[Turk February]

She’s post menopause. Pretty unlikely. But if you prime the pump with one of them distinguished ladies, the body will do the rest.

She could never have kids which is something I had to tell my family. But they were okay with it.

 

[Turk February]

She’s post menopause. Pretty unlikely. But if you prime the pump with one of them distinguished ladies, the body will do the rest.

you guys are joking about it but this is stuff I had to talk to every family member about.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

She could never have kids which is something I had to tell my family. But they were okay with it.

Were they okay with it or were they ecstatic?

 

[guest]

Turk in better days:

 

[bantadant]

But guns are supposed to be for shooting Black people.

 

[UnPRePared]

Theres this assumption that divorce is this awful thing.
Me and my ex still love each other.
It's hard to go through.
But people change.

My ex and I stayed friends after the divorce. We just knew we no longer worked as partners, simple as that. Christ, she stayed on as my tour manager before she finally decided to roll the dice in a new field. There was never a moment I didn't trust her.

Divorce is only awful if it's toxic and overtly public, or God forbid, you're dragging kids through it. Besides those examples, it's merely a part of life at this point.

Just look at what Anthony did and do the opposite.