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Turk February

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The Februarys are godless Russians. If they had a religion it would revolve around standing head kick knockouts.
My mom gave me Orthodox Christian teachings since I was a kid. My dad always treated the church as a bit of a good. My mom passed away when I was quite young but I carry the biblical knowledge with me while not the faith.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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My mom gave me Orthodox Christian teachings since I was a kid. My dad always treated the church as a bit of a good. My mom passed away when I was quite young but I carry the biblical knowledge with me while not the faith.
My dad always went to church when he was a kid I guess but my mom seems creeped out by religion and refused to have me baptized and such. That's why I'm in purgatory with the aborted babies.
 

We Have Everything

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I always picture his family eating cabbage by candlelight. But every body just has a plate with a whole raw cabbage on it and they're all holding forks and knives and looking sad.

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Turk February

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My dad always went to church when he was a kid I guess but my mom seems creeped out by religion and refused to have me baptized and such. That's why I'm in purgatory with the aborted babies.
My dad has what is called is bad faith in existentialism. He faked his own baptism to keep his marriage together.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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My dad has what is called is bad faith in existentialism. He faked his own baptism to keep his marriage together.
My one ex worked with kindergarten kids for a while and a little kid from Egypt told her that he heard a kid say a bad word at recess and so that kid was doomed to burn in the "bowl of fire" and he was super concerned about him.
 
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