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The Februarys are godless Russians. If they had a religion it would revolve around standing head kick knockouts.
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@Turk February went to Finishing School
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This is what I was thinking too...He is so godless it must have been ingrained from an early age.
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so 6/10 x 0.01(environmental hit rate)
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I never would have imagined @Mustard actually being a good poster
Edit: As long as @chocolatehellhole restores all his deleted posts, I suppose
Edit: As long as @chocolatehellhole restores all his deleted posts, I suppose
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I always picture his family eating cabbage by candlelight. But every body just has a plate with a whole raw cabbage on it and they're all holding forks and knives and looking sad.
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My mom gave me Orthodox Christian teachings since I was a kid. My dad always treated the church as a bit of a good. My mom passed away when I was quite young but I carry the biblical knowledge with me while not the faith.
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My dad always went to church when he was a kid I guess but my mom seems creeped out by religion and refused to have me baptized and such. That's why I'm in purgatory with the aborted babies.
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My dad has what is called is bad faith in existentialism. He faked his own baptism to keep his marriage together.
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"Who drink all potato liquor??? WAS IT YOU AGAIN, TURKUSHKA!?"
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Its an embarrrassing race to be tbhwy
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you only chose that for the plate in the middle
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Duh. Who else was gunna drink it?
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Go....break switch.....bring to me....no weak branch or you get harder....
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Me being remotely gay is as true as you going to "rehab" or quitting your addiction anytime soon, lol. Nice try with the hate...
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My one ex worked with kindergarten kids for a while and a little kid from Egypt told her that he heard a kid say a bad word at recess and so that kid was doomed to burn in the "bowl of fire" and he was super concerned about him.
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Challenge me, faggot. Ask me anything. I promise I won't use Google or Wikipedia or shit.
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If I brought a disheveled @The Sue Deal to your house, what would you do?
(I dunno why he's disheveled, lol)