Tumbleweeds...

[HotDogJoe]

Listen to the fucking smugness in his voice as he says that. He was really expecting the judge to guffaw at that line. Maniac.

 

[Stent]

It has a very soft feminine sound when he says "don't close out bars anymore". He sounds very gay. Like a fat sassy fruit you might say..

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It has a very soft feminine sound when he says "don't close out bars anymore". He sounds very gay. Like a fat sassy fruit you might say..

A stand alone fruit?

(That's a Ron & Fez reference Dan)

 

[Stent]

A stand alone fruit?

(That's a Ron & Fez reference Dan)

Dan's a big fan of the Ron and Rez.

(That's a pad data error reference, Dan.)

 

[HotDogJoe]

Dan's a big fan of the Ron and Rez.

(That's a pad data error reference, Dan.)

The bit is evolving...hahaha hoooooly shit.

(That's a TACS reference, Dan.)

 

[guest]

It has a very soft feminine sound when he says "don't close out bars anymore". He sounds very gay. Like a fat sassy fruit you might say..

He sounds like the OTT gay voice Vince Vaughn does in Swingers to embarrass Favreau in front of the Pink Dot guy. "Michael, ith he cute? Ith he brown? Perhapth he'd like to come in and join uth for a cocktail, Michael."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[HotDogJoe]

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Literally zero surprise that he was just flat out lying in that awful line. Or he's lying in these tweets to seem like a badass. Who the fuck even knows at this point.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Literally zero surprise that he was just flat out lying in that awful line. Or he's lying in these tweets to seem like a badass. Who the fuck even knows at this point.

What really happens is that pat starts drinking at the bar at like noon so by 8pm he is shitfaced and ready for bed. No need to close a bar when you are often their first customer of the day.

 

[Stent]

What really happens is that pat starts drinking at the bar at like noon so by 8pm he is shitfaced and ready for bed. No need to close a bar when you are often their first customer of the day.

Hooligans regulars ending another shift at the factory before heading in for a beer must want to cave his face in when he says he's been there since waking up at noon. They work overtime to buy their kids the same toys Pat buys for himself.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hooligans regulars ending another shift at the factory before heading in for a beer must want to cave his face in when he says he's been there since waking up at noon. They work overtime to buy their kids the same toys Pat buys for himself.

Like that $200 lego typewriter.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I cannot believe how unprepared Patrick was for that day. He did zero prep work aside from thinking about what he was going to say as he was driving to the courthouse.

Another underrated bit was when BDA read off the line about “only cleanup.” I’m sure at the time he texted it, 80’s movie Patrick thought he came off like Jesse the Body in PredaTor but it was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard.

At that point, Patrick had no choice but to deny he ever sent it out of embarrassment.

 

[guest]

By the end he conceded, proving he lied. He's just not very good at authoring lies or books.

THE COURT: Sir, what you said was, "I won't need 9-1-1." I think --
THE PETITIONER: That is after he had already threatened me.
THE COURT: I understand that.
THE PETITIONER: That is after he had already said he was going to come and confront me. I did not say I wanted to fight him.

 

[1073waaf]

The bit is evolving...hahaha hoooooly shit.

(That's a TACS reference, Dan.)

Patrick consumes a massive quantity of burgers and beer. (This is a Finer Things with Mike Finoia reference, Dan).

 

[Sputnik]

By the end he conceded, proving he lied. He's just not very good at authoring lies or books.

THE COURT: Sir, what you said was, "I won't need 9-1-1." I think --
THE PETITIONER: That is after he had already threatened me.
THE COURT: I understand that.
THE PETITIONER: That is after he had already said he was going to come and confront me. I did not say I wanted to fight him.

The fat moron really believes because he explicitly did noT say "Andrew N-person I want to engage you in fisticuffs." that he isn't on the hook escalating the situation.

 

[guest]

"He did it first" is an argument you see coming from many toddlers.

 

[VoodooChild]

"He did it first" is an argument you see coming from many toddlers.

It's also the main argument his SFWA buddies have used in defense of his shit.

"Oh yeah, he did threaten to murder you.. but you came looking to make fun of him so what did you expect?"

 

[VoodooChild]

Or hildawgs defense: "Patrick told me in the past that people had threatened him, so him doing it to you is just what you should expect"

 

[guest]

I cannot believe how unprepared Patrick was for that day. He did zero prep work aside from thinking about what he was going to say as he was driving to the courthouse.

Did you see his "evidence" folder from Apostlegate? He didn't have anything there either. He claims to have hundreds of voice mails and thousands of texts but there wasn't shit in that folder. All the things he claims the rascals have said and done to him and he had to fabricate posts in the visitor's section of the board, fake vandalism videos, and make that obviously fake YouWillNeverGetMe1488 bullshit email.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Or hildawgs defense: "Patrick told me in the past that people had threatened him, so him doing it to you is just what you should expect"

It’s a good thing Hildy hasn’t reproduced. His kids would be the kind of douchebags that start out as bullies but then end up causing a school shooting.