Go fuck your self you stupid piece of shit, I am not an uncooked turkey.
Oh fuck you you dumb fuck, I did not kill JFK. I haven't even been to Dallas.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Oh fuck you you dumb fuck, I did not kill JFK. I haven't even been to Dallas.
Yep. Him dropping the f-bombs is sort of like how Fatrick goes "quietly now."
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Lmfao this is my first time seeing this. I can tell this one is not super recent because he is no longer doing the "Quietly now" shit.Don't forget about Officer Nigger contacting him lmao
It’s funny how much Eric The Midget and Pat are alike. You could tweet the craziest claim to Eric like you heard he was planning to steal Christmas, he burned down the rainforest, he was skiing in the alps, etc and he would respond to “correct the record” like a certain pig we know. We’ve gotten Pat to actually respond to claims of him having HIV and if someone farted in his wife’s vagina. Fucking Ponderus
In the Stand-Up Comedy update I'm finally going to add to the KF thread once this court shit blows over, I'm going to contrast Plaintiff with other stand-up comedians, one of them being Louis Anderson, who overcame a terrible early life full of abuse, unlike Mother Raven's perfect special popular boy.
(he smashes Johnny Carson's ribs at 2:17)
Patrick, I heard you went to Baskin Robbins the other day and now they’re down to only 5 flavors!
No child, I did not go there. No child, they are not down to only 5 flavors. You’re really bad at this. Quietly now.
No child, I did not go there. No child, they are not down to only 5 flavors. You’re really bad at this. Quietly now.
Is this the same prison Kuhn is at?
His "sense of humor" is entirely wrapped around his pathetic superiority complex. Every "joke" from his novels or tweets is exactly that same formula:
1. Dumb person says something dumb ("money is green because dey make it from grass!")
2. Smart person (either Patrick himself or the Patrick-insert character) rolls their eyes, sighs deeply. Can you BELIEVE these idiots I have to deal with?
But that's the difference between reality and television - television often relies on a character playing the designated idiot. Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Joey Tribbiani, Kelso, Taco, Ricky, Charlie Kelly. But the reality is there are few people that are that absurdly dumb, unless they're legitimately retarded. I've been doing fantasy football since the mid-00s and never came across a stupid idiot who doesn't understand the game and drafts 5 kickers.
That's why he's incapable of healthy, spirited debate. There must always be a smart person and a dumb person, and he's always the smart person. His fragile little mind immediately goes to "fuck, you're dumb" "I'm sorry you're stupid, I can't help you" "I already explained that". We all have dumb moments, but Patrick is absolutely undefeated in his own mind.
That’s what makes him such a psycho, everything is “I’m smart and always right and everyone I don’t agree with is stupid and wrong” the fact that he can’t even take a light joke from his one friend who remarked about how they’re getting older and hairline moving Pat HAD to ruin the moment with “my hairline hasn’t moved in 20 years” like a weirdo. Pretty much all men his age are a little overweight, not as active as they used to be but can say “yeah, I’m getting old haha” or “yeah, not as thin as I used to be, that’s life!” But not Pat, he’s in incredible shape and not fat and is not aging poorly in any sense of the word. He must be exhausting to be around with his know it all attitude and lack of self awareness. Just look at how Niki has aged having to be around the fat man with the undeserved ego.
I was watching the video of his California case and the judge patiently explained to Fatty's peeled-egg looking lawyer (again with the food?) after a written submission and a 30 minute discussion that his case had to be built on evidence.
That's got to be a good sign!
Like we've all seen Jeopardy, right? The host (RIP Alex) reads the categories to start the round and you get excited when it's a category you have knowledge in (Pop Music of the 90s? Yay!) But then the next category is 17th Century French Literature and you don't know jack shit about what the French were writing. Then some bearded professor type aces the French Literature category but doesn't know who sang Hit Me Baby One More Time.
But Patrick NEEDS to be an expert on literally every subject. When it's made clear he only has a rudimentary understanding of the topic (aka he read one lefty-leaning article about it), he turtles into his "fuck, you're dumb" defense mechanism. Never once yielding respect to someone who knows more about the topic.
There's this netflix documentary about Formula 1 that I've been enjoying having never followed the sport, but I've picked up enough information to have a casual understanding. Put me in a room with 3 other guys who live and breathe F1, I'm gonna be completely out of my element. Haha yeah Lewis Hamilton is pretty fast, am I right fellas? He drives for the Mercedes team! I feel zero sense of shame or embarrassment for having limited knowledge in this topic, because I don't feel the need to "fight" against the diehard F1 fans and "prove" I'm "smarter" than them.
I started watching that after I saw niggas here talking about it. I'm on season 5... it watch pretty gud
Louis is supposed to be comically fat in this clip, but he is probably 20 pounds lighter than Pat.