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Sure, I'll admit he fucked a pornstar and paid her off to not talk about it then tried to hide it, but if that's illegal, what's next, free speech?!
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You’re so right. Next thing you know, YOU have somebody else make an unlawful contribution to Trumps campaign, then use your business to pay them back, all the while forging the details, and YOU go to jail. Can you imagine a world where THAT happens?It’s 1984 alright.
What part is a crime? Congress has a slush fund for this exact scenario. Should Cohen go to jail for committing an actual felony?I'll admit he fucked a pornstar and paid her off to not talk about it then tried to hide it
None of it except trying to hide it and lie about it. If he hadn't done that there would be no case, that's what's so funny.What part is a crime? Congress has a slush fund for this exact scenario. Should Cohen go to jail for committing an actual felony?
You’re so right. Next thing you know, YOU have somebody else make an unlawful contribution to Trumps campaign, then use your business to pay them back, all the while forging the details, and YOU go to jail. Can you imagine a world where THAT happens?
….He didShould Cohen go to jail for committing an actual felony?
I can always trust Nobacon to always have a spine and stand behind his opinions. First it was “He’s innocent” , you couldn’t even say why, then it was “It’s not a crime”, and you couldn’t even say why, and now it’s “OK WHO CARES”, but you can’t even say THAT with your chest.Wow. Welp. Now you put it like that, I…. Yikes. I need a minute. I’m literally shaking right now. This. Is. Not. Ok.
If anyone could send me photos of their hecking borker pupperino’s I’d appreciate it. I need it right now.
Thats not what happened retard. You don’t even know the evidence being shown or what the charges are. Literally the only acceptable opinion to have is “I just don’t give a shit”Unlawful contributions to trumps campaign in the form of filing payments in the wrong column.
Did he? Go ahead and write an essay about each of those counts so I can tell how stupid you are.….He did
…I’ll keep it brief.Did he? Go ahead and write an essay about each of those counts so I can tell how stupid you are.
I can always trust Nobacon to always have a spine and stand behind his opinions. First it was “He’s innocent” , you couldn’t even say why, then it was “It’s not a crime”, and you couldn’t even say why, and now it’s “OK WHO CARES”, but you can’t even say THAT with your chest.
Thats not what happened retard. You don’t even know the evidence being shown or what the charges are. Literally the only acceptable opinion to have is “I just don’t give a shit”
What part is a crime?
Trump didn't personally pay him, did you read any of Cohen's testimony you zoomer retard?False statements to a financial institution - Lying about the purpose of opening the account to pay Daniels
LOLExcessive campaign contribution - The Daniels payment
You are very dumb. What do you do for work?And the other shit isn’t related
It really doesn’t matter though does it? Except to histrionic vindictive cuntsThe part that could be considered election interference since the hush money was paid during the campaign. If he had her sign the NDA prior to running, none of this would be happening. How that money was recorded and processed though accounts matters.
Trump didn't personally pay him, did you read any of Cohen's testimony you zoomer retard?
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You are very dumb. What do you do for work?
I’ve been reading transcripts of the trial since day 1. Not only does that not have to do with what you quoted but you’re wrong. The money came out of Trumps personal account. Trump signed the checks. The checks went to Cohen. That is “personally” paying him even if its not cash hand over fist.Trump didn't personally pay him, did you read any of Cohen's testimony you zoomer retard?
Yes, an individual donating $130,000, when the individual contribution limit is $3000, and then not reporting this, is illegal, and should be illegal.
You know what I notice about you? When you’re getting piled on you sulk and disappear, and come back and beg for truces and ask people to stop being mean to you. And then the minute you think people are piling on me or Jenna you get this ego like you can join in. You’re still a fat tittied cummy pants child killer, stupid.Isn’t he like a door to door window cleaner or something?
There’s no shame in it, it’s an honest living.
Jail would be the most hilarious outcome. He'd have the highest viewed mugshot in history. He could get an entire revival season of OZ where he goes into Emerald City and prags out to nigger inmates after promising to pardon them. And runs his campaign from inside of a jail cell. First presidential debate live from Attica.He's guilty in that he did everything he's being accused of, I doubt he'll go to jail though. He's a giant pussy for not testifying.
34 felony counts for paying a porn star to keep her whore mouth shut. That's not election interference you dunce?The part that could be considered election interference since the hush money was paid during the campaign. If he had her sign the NDA prior to running, none of this would be happening. How that money was recorded and processed though accounts matters.
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