Trudeau resigning Wednesday

[Turk February]

I would've made those little nips run suicides until they puked so they could grow to be strong warriors. Sounds like you just FUCKED AROUND.

We had nose bleeds and dance offs almost every gym class. My kids could beat the shit out of you.

 

[Professor Rape]

For some reason I got the impression you were Russian. You taught kindergarten in Canada though right?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is that Turk February or is that Teddy Long? I can't tell the difference.

 

[Turk February]

For some reason I got the impression you were Russian. You taught kindergarten in Canada though right?

Korea. But you're correct I'm a russian-canadian

 

[Professor Rape]

Korea. But you're correct I'm a russian-canadian

Did you start drinking in Russia? You're in Canada now, where you can call your prime minister a faggot to his face and not get the death penalty. You should be happy.

What do you do for a living now? ..character

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's blowing my fucking mind right how indistinguishable Turk is from Teddy Long.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you start drinking in Russia? You're in Canada now, where you can call your prime minister a faggot to his face and not get the death penalty. You should be happy.

What do you do for a living now? ..character

He parties for a living because every day is Canadian Thanksgiving and he's a very thankful party boy.

 

[Turk February]

Did you start drinking in Russia? You're in Canada now, where you can call your prime minister a faggot to his face and not get the death penalty. You should be happy.

What do you do for a living now? ..character

I'm currently a welfare leach. I'm a bit ashamed of it but if you the state of me you'd understand. I wanted to be a school administrator but then my hand started rotting off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm currently a welfare leach. I'm a bit ashamed of it but if you the state of me you'd understand. I wanted to be a school administrator but then my hand started rotting off.

My dad apparently had a teacher with one hand. I doubt he looked exactly like Smackdown General Manager Teddy Long though.

 

[Turk February]

My dad apparently had a teacher with one hand. I doubt he looked exactly like Smackdown General Manager Teddy Long though.

Your dad was gay and I have a VHS tape of me sucking his cock to prove it.

 

[Turk February]

Also. I'm not gay. It was the 90s

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm currently a welfare leach. I'm a bit ashamed of it but if you the state of me you'd understand. I wanted to be a school administrator but then my hand started rotting off.

Welfare Leach makes me think of Robin Leach but on welfare and he covers the lifestyles of the poor and destitute. "An veritable mmmmountain of beverage containers!"


Because it's leech, ya see.

I'm wrong. Leach is a word and not just an Australian guy's name.

 

[Turk February]

It's almost lunch time btw.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's almost lunch time btw.

Acknowledge that you look like Teddy Long so I can go to bed.

 

[Professor Rape]

I shaved all my hair off because I've always wanted to be bald (temporarily), and I'm not going anywhere special in the next 6 months.

I look like a penis. My head is a penis.

I shouldn't have done that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I shaved all my hair off because I've always wanted to be bald (temporarily), and I'm not going anywhere special in the next 6 months.

I look like a penis. My head is a penis.

I shouldn't have done that.

Do you look like a white Teddy Long at all?

 

[Professor Rape]

With my sunglasses I kind of look like a fed, or some kind of southern state cop who hates niggers. So that's an upside.

 

[Professor Rape]

Do you look like a white Teddy Long at all?

Lmao

 

[Turk February]

Acknowledge that you look like Teddy Long so I can go to bed.

Your bed has a penis and you sleep on it cuz you're gay and it fucks your ass. You're gay and fuck you and I hope everything you love burns while you watch.

 

[Turk February]

Actually wait. I hope your survive and have to clean your gay boyfriend up, and then die.